Post by Alex on Jun 23, 2022 14:48:51 GMT -5
Daz: Yo sharmon dude, t'aint that bad
Me: Ain't that bad? DGX being the Lord of the Ring ain't that bad? Whatever your smoking dude, you better not let the Guvnah smell it in this house!
Baz: Oi! Pipe down youse two, we got company!
Me: We do? Oh crap! We do! Damn... I need to change into my narrator's voice... one second....
There! Hey guys? What's up? Come on in. The mood is a bit somber I'm afraid, I know, you don't need me to tell you why, I'm sure you're as upset as we are about DGX winning at LOTR
Daz: Yo, stop being a downer man, tell'em the good stuff!
Daz is right we know that our great champion will be ready for him anytime and also, guess what! We got tickets to this week's Massacre... front row! I'm gonna be so close to all of the action, and ... so close to.... *gasp*... the Rose
Daz, Baz and I hope you too!: In the name of the Rose
Me: The name of the Rose
Anyway come on in, don't be shy, you already seen that we got no fourth wall here now so grab a seat, move some stuff out of your way, no, DON"T TOUCH THAT! Sorry, didn't mean to shout, that's my title, only the house champion can touch that... which happens to be me :sblush: oh, you've met some of the guys, Daz and Baz right?
Daz: S'up yo.
Baz: Awight!
Oh and I don't think you've been introduced to Chaz yet.
Chaz: Why hello there, how delightful to meet you
Umm, yeah, we worry about Chaz. We think he's either English or gay or maybe even something more serious.
Baz: Oi, Daz, you fixed the DVD player yet, we gonna watch summink or sit around chit-chatting like a buncha grannies all night.
Daz: Yo hold up cracker. I is makin' this thing mo' enjoyable...
OK, so while Daz is fixing that, just relax, beer's in the fridge, popcorn's going around, if an angry woman starts screaming at you just ignore her, that's my wife, she think's the guys come around to often, she's a bit anti-social that way. Oh and if the Guvnah comes around, do us a favor and hide just in there behind the curtain... you'll still be able to hear the dialogue and I'll try to discretely narrate the rest to you :swink:
Daz: Wooo! Yeah baby, come see what I done here.
Oh, let's go take a peek shall we? I'm looking forward to this. It's the footage from the other times I've been on TV. I'm hoping to add some Eggswah footage to the collection but for now we have Springer and Judge Judy.
Daz: Yeah remember when you was on these shows we chipped in and got you a narrator?
Me: Oh yeah, I mean as great a narrator as I am, sometimes it's nice to just sit down and relax you know and let someone else take over?
Baz: Yeah sorta like a hand-job, no-one does it quite as good as you do yourself and all that but but sometimes your wrists need a blloming rest like innit?
:sohmy: Ummmm... yeah, colorful guy is Baz, haha, always joking around. :oops:
Daz: Well I rewired the audio circuitry into the flex barrior and charged it up to fuse into our current reality in the spectrum of broken kayfabe through the missing wall and injected it into the electrical amp in a reloop mode so you know what that means right?....
Me: Of course we know what that means Daz what do you take us for? Idiots? Hahaha.
Ummm... do you guys know what he means, cause I don't have a fricking clue! Look at Baz he don't know either and as you can see Chaz is preoccupied with his fingernails! Flex barrior into our current reality?... :shuh: I swear Daz just makes this crap up as he goes along
Daz: Of course you know Fanny. It means we've got narration just as it happened when the show was airing live.
Me: OH! I mean yeah, of course I knew. That's great, now I can just sit back and eat popcorn and drink beer and give myself rounds of applause! Good stuff Daz!
Baz: Yeah, brilliant. Now let's watch something!
Daz: Yo whatcha want yo? Jerry oh Judy?
Chaz: I say, would it not be prudent in the matter of manners to let our guests decide?
Hmmm. I don't speak gay and barely speak English... but I think Chaz might be onto something here. Why don't you pick which episode you'd like to see.
Baz: Make up yopur blooming minds already won't you. We gotta plain to Wisconsin to catch!
Me: Now Baz, don't be like that. Let them take their time. We can have a tag match while we're waiting.
Chaz: Oooh how delightful. Who would like to couple up with me?
Baz: Ummmm...
Daz: Ahhh...yeah, bout that bro....
Me: Maybe it should be a fatal fourway instead!
OK, so there you have it... here's the remote control, feel free to use it as a weapon on Daz or Baz or Chaz, that would be very helpful and then pick what you want to watch... I'm awesome in both of them so it don't matter which
I'll check back shortly and play whichever one you choose...open tag to vote and generally chill with me and the guys (but not as your wrestler because that would make no sense, why would an eggswah wrestler suddenly turn up at our house and plus your all supposed to be on your way to Wisconsin, so be yourselves, not your wrestler and pick what you want me to write about....