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Post by Alex on Jun 23, 2022 19:25:09 GMT -5
Tempest: ...so then the Angelus says, "Where the hell did you find an elephant on short notice?" and I say, "I've got a friend at the Zoo...MadDog is gonna be SO surprised..." [The crowd pops lightly when the camera shows Tempest and his new valet Fury walking through a backstage area. She chuckles appreciatively at his storytelling.]Fury: He must have been SO mad... Tempest: Well, he DID start it.
[Their body language leaves little doubt that they share more than a "professional" relationship as they move easily within each other's personal space. Grinning, the duo come to a corner, turn to the left, and almost immediately step into the path of the man known as DGX. The crowd pops HUGE as Tempest moves past Fury protectively and into the Degenerate's face. Both men stand nearly nose to nose for a few silent seconds and the crowd pops even bigger.]Tempest: D. DGX: Mikey. [The moment seems to grow more tense by the second as each man practically glares at the other when from out of nowhere a slightly immature, slightly screechy voice can be heard nearby.]The Fan: NO way, bitches. the DeeGee and Temptster right here for the pickin'?? i can't even scan it, chill? [The crowd pops somehow even louder when the XWA's newest sensation steps into frame directly in the middle of the two XWA Legends.]<TAG to DGX and The Fan ONLY>
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Post by Alex on Jun 23, 2022 19:25:34 GMT -5
The fans start chanting "EGGSWAH EGGSWAH" as the Eggswah Supastar takes his place amongst his colleagues, the legendary esteemed Tempest and the other guy...Deejex: Ahem!
Me: Hi there fellow co-workers  The fearless veteran stifles a chuckle whilst the over-rated x leader shudders. Deejex: OK, seriously, didn't Maxwell tell you to knock that crap off and get yourself a narrator?
Tempest: I seldom say this but he has a point, you really can't maintain a career here in first person narrative.
Me: Mark Twain managed well enough! And besides I did hire one, can't you tell? A very impartial and unbiased one too!The intense warrior of the Eggswah faction shuffles his feet and looks at the ground somewhat awkwardly whilst the waste of hype who can't even admit that he's Alex Sean's lackey explodes in a fury of....Deegex: DUDE... WE CAN SEE YOUR LIPS MOVING! Me: Oh, that, yeah um, that's just like a nervous twitch haha...yeah.. it's like an involuntary mussle disorder in my mouth...Pleased with myself, oops I mean HIMself after displaying such cool calm collective wits when put on the spot and challenged in such a fashion...Tempest: Ummm.... we really shouldn't be able to hear an impartial disembodied narrator... I'm just saying.
Me: Oh Micheal... oh I'm so sorry dude... I thought you were making so much progress regaining your sanity, but I guess you're hearing the voices again aren't you? :ssad: Not exactly proud of himself for having to play such a nasty trick on my, I mean his fellow Eggswah loyalist the amazingly charismatic Eggswah Supastah...Deegex: Well how come I'm hearing the same voices?
Me: Well duh! Scientists have discovered that schizophrenia is now contagious... it's true the vending machine down the hall told me so! Now gentlemen it was fun chatting and all but if you'll excuse me I have a professional wrestling match to prepare for :scool: And with that the one last hope, the future of the Eggswah, the one prophesised (albeit by himself) to lead the Eggswah to victory in it's darkest hour turns to walk away and prays to God that he doesn't have his arse nor any other body parthanded to me by Sabbath and that nobody twigs that I haven't found a narrator yet. Christ I hope Maxwell is as dumb as he looks! (tag to Deejex or Tempest if they want to call me back) 
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Post by Alex on Jun 23, 2022 19:26:03 GMT -5
DGX rolls his eyes as he observes the strange little man exit the scene between Tempest and himself. Normally one to let such lame comments and verbal jabs roll off his back, today DGX finds himself feeling more playful than usual. As a result he take a small sip of his water before beginning to speak in loud enough a voice the “fan” should be quite able to hear whilst not looking at him.[/b]
DGX:[/b] Feeling quite refreshed with his water and no longer thirsty, the true XWA Icon and greatest XWA champion of all time feels he should do the right thing for the environment and recycle. Down the hall a short ways is a recycling bin which our hero will attempt to do the right thing for the environment whilst showing off even more of his amazingly talented prowess…with a no look shot!
With that DGX in his left hand forcefully hurls the bottle in the general direction the “fan” just walked off in and hears a satisfying thunk followed by a semi girlish scream bringing a somewhat cruel grin to his face as Tempest shakes his head. DGX looks over and sees the scowling “fan” holding the back of his head where the bottle struck, mildly wet from the left over liquid in the bottle spilling on him. DGX feigns a wince and looks at the “fan” with a deadpan look on his face.[/b]
DGX:[/b] Sorry…
His tone clearly conveys the insincerity.[/b]
The Fan:[/b] *mumbling* Stupid, damn, frickin Sean lackey, overrated son of a…
The Fan skulks off as DGX has a laugh.[/b]
Tempest:[/b] You haven’t changed all that much in almost six years have you D?
DGX:[/b] Hrmm?
Tempest:[/b] You’re still a big bully aren’t you?
DGX pauses as the crowd “Ooooohhs” Tempest’s ‘calling him out.’ DGX looks down to the side and has a laugh before he looks at his numerous championships adorning his figure.[/b]
DGX:[/b] Well, I’ve won more championships in that time. But other than that, no I’m still the same DGX Mike. You know the one who constantly outperforms everyone? The one most often with the best match on the card? Yeah, I’m still that DGX.
Tempest chuckles.[/b]
Tempest:[/b] No more humble than before either.
DGX smiles and shakes his head before he notices the red haired lady standing aside and slightly behind Tempest’s flank. He looks at her, then at Tempest and puts on a very put on look of pained shock.[/b]
DGX:[/b] Aw Mikey, I’m hurt. You didn’t tell me you had a girl again. Good for you, but you’re hiding her behind you I mean why…Mike. You surely don’t think that I would be capable of doing such a dastardly deed as hurting or attempting to hurt your girl do you?
Tempest:[/b] History is my teacher on that one. A and I still owe you for that “visit” to Gillian…
DGX:[/b] Whatever for? Gill and I are old friends, times were we travelled the roads together remember? My visit to A’s locker room during his title “opportunity” he obtained via the bathroom belt jump line was purely innocent. I merely didn’t want the cameraman overhearing the personal nature of the discussion. You know how candid your sister gets at times…
Tempest:[/b] Play all you like D, you know you crossed the line there.
DGX:[/b] Well if you or A or both want me it’s not really a difficult thing, in any scenario: if you need to find me backstage, simply look for the locker room with the biggest autograph crowd outside of it. If you want to find me in the ring, just look for the most hyped match on the card. And lastly if you have trouble recognizing my person, just look for the guy with the most championships. All instances you’ll find me, by the by…good luck to you and A tonight in the main event. I’m sorry I gave you such a tough act to follow…
Tags to Tempest.
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Post by Alex on Jun 23, 2022 19:26:24 GMT -5
Tempest: Oh, if I need you, I know exactly where to find you. You're the guy with his lips firmly attached to Alex Sean's ass.
The crowd gives a low "Ooooooh" moan of approval, but DGX doesn't seem even mildly moved by it.
DGX: My, my. Whatever will I do? The great Tempest has apparently taken his meds today and has insulted me...I'm all torn up inside. Mikey, you're one to talk. You practically need a crowbar to seperate you from your hump-cushion Angelus these days. (In a sing-song voice) Ohh, A. Don't hurt me, big man. Ooohh, T. What fine hair you've got. By the way, I love your makeup. (Back to normal). You two are Ridonckulous.
The crowd responds with another loud groan of approval. They know a fight coming when they see it. Both men glower at each other for a long moment like kids in a schoolyard before DGX gives a smug smirk and shrugs.
DGX: Look, whatever. Its been real, Temps. Nice seein' ya. I've got stuff to do. We should do this more often...y'know, have another one of these oh-so-tense-bump-into-each-other-in-the-hall moments that the fanboyz love so much. Its been, what? Six months since the last time? Next time maybe we can BBQ. You can bring your sis, Jillian...she loves a good party...
Tempest: ...or maybe NEXT time we can do this in the ring, boy-wonder. Whattaya say, D? Once we clear past Christmas Chaos...once this whole Un-Civil War thing is in the rear view mirror...what say you and me take a short walk down the ramp to the ring and see who's still got what in the squared circle? Just you and me...we can leave Angelus and your wife, Alex, at home. Figure out which one of us is up on points? Best two out of three? Three out of Five? Maybe we can duke it out for the XWA World title again, just for fun?
There's a pop from the crowd at even a hint of a DGX-Tempest throwdown...
<TAG to DGX Only...unless The Fan has a need to stumble back in, that is...>
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