Drama

[Alex]

Drama

Real Name: J. Fenlon

Attitude: A great big ray of fricking sunshine! :sdry:

Hometown: From the Arsehole of Nowhere, Ireland; currently residing in Paterson, New F'n Jersey. Have a nice day! :sangry:

Height: Somewhere around the 6' mark.

Weight: 190 lbs

Biography
OK, I ain't got all day, whaddya wanna know? I was born in Holy Catolic Ireland where just about everything I was into was taboo. So one day I flipped a coin, and "be everything you ever dreamed of" won out over "bring a shotgun to work and see what happens". I ended up in the XWA or the "eggswah" as some weird internet fans are calling it these days! :roll:

There I played the character of the overly flaming flambouyant cross-dressing homosexual, which ok, I ain't gonna lie, I had fun doing it, and my popularity even landed me the roll of GM at one point, but well... the wife got fed up of watching me on tv all the time acting like that and the kids were getting embarrassed and picked on in school.

So hey, you ask anyone who knows me, family comes first with me, always has. Just ask the judge how many times I've tried to have that restraining order revoked! So yeah any, obviously I went to my employers and what happened?

They threaten to sue me for breach of contract if I leave or fail to act according to my "gimmick". Meantime that bitch that calls herself my wife is sleeping around with other wrestlers. A montage of my gayest moments is shown on Irish television and I've never been able to show my face back home since. I was given the chance to "win my freedom" in a feud which was so violent an innocent rookie bystander is now in a wheelchair because someone wanted to prove a point to me. I was involved in a fan-riot in which a young police officer lost his life. I ended up fighting in a match so violent and bloody that despite winning my release from the company, DYFUS decided that I was to violent to be around my own kids. I had a promising movie career destroyed because of XWA guys causing havoc on the set. I had that prick DGX buying off my wife and kids.

I finally pleaded insanity and spent a few blissful years in an assylum, and upon my release was making great strides, was allowed visitation with my kids, got myself an awesome job and ... WHAM! Fecking Eggswah got it's hooks in me again with blackmail and manipulation. The XWA folded again before I had to fight but the damage was already done.

And so we come to today, where self-righteous "knights in shining armour" such as Rose, Tempest and Angelus still insist on defending this immoral and remorseless institution. And I see young people ready to sign up to the cause and enough's enough lads. It has to stop.

Achievements.
Gee, ummm... "Employee of the Month"? :sarg: Bite me!

Style.
I believe the mark's term for it is "stiff". Let's not beat about the bush here lads. I hate wrestling. Despise it and all it stands for. I've suplexed with the best of them back in the day, but t'is a last resort for me these days. I will punch, kick, knee, elbow, headbutt, scratch, choke and bite until my point is across.

Appearance

Pic Base:

Christopher Walken

I dress respectable at all times. A lot more respectable than this industry deserves. Usually I wear some sort of suit unless of course I am in action. Then I would be most likley in my dress pants and a black wife-beater.

Wrestler Stats

Personality: 4
Agility: 6
Strength: 7
Speed: 7
Durability: 9
Intelligence: 8
Technical Skill: 5

Entrance

Entrance Music. Zombie


Entrance Text: Listen, I am here to kick your head in, not to entertain. My entrance is very anti-climatic probably something like this...

Drama takes a deep breath and straitens his shoulders. He maintains as much dignity as this industry has ever allowed him. He stares strait ahead although occasionally his eyes will glance over members of the audience with a mixture of disdain and pity.

Upon reaching the ring he rubs his hands together and looks bored, though eager to get this nasty business over with.

Moves

Finishers
Main:The Tear-Jerker: Victoria/Tara's "Widow's Peak". One of the few actual maneuvers I can be bothered with that involves grappling. I like it because once I get you into the position, I can hold you there for as long as I please waiting for the inevitable drop. This may be beneficial to you, it may give you time to reflect on the error of your ways, and the futility of your dreams in such an immoral career.

Anyhow, for those unfamiliar with the move, I grab your head and stick it between my legs, then raise you into a powerbomb position, but follow all the way through and let you slide until we are locked back-to-back. Then with my hands cupped around your neck, I sit down, crushing your spine, your neck and your dreams.

Ground:Confessions: Mounted punches. What? I sit on yer chest and pound yer feckin skull 'til you lose consciousness or I get disqualified! I may throw some knees or elbows or head-butts in there if I'm feeling feisty.

Submission:Hush Child: The Mandible Claw. Sometimes I think of my opponent as a child throwing a tantrum becuase Daddy won't let him run with scissors or play with matches or be an "eggswah supastah" or some other form of inappropriate behaviour. Sometimes the child just needs a pacifier to go to sleep. Shhhhh. There now. There now. :sclosed:


Impact Moves
01. Overhead Bicycle kick (see Samoa Joe or Pele)
02. Double knee backbreaker (see Carlito)
03. Headlock with knee-strikes into swinging neckbreaker combo
04. Ear-pull snapmare
05. Drop-toe-hold onto steel chair or other object


Other
01. Open-hand slap
02. Running knee-strike
03. Bionic elbow
04. Head-butt
05. Headlock with punches

Match History
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