Post by Alex on Jun 23, 2022 23:59:05 GMT -5
Previously on As The Days Of Our Guiding Lights Turn...
This week's "As The Days Of Our Guiding Lights Turn" will pick up from there right after these messages...
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...ing to Geico could sve YOU mon...
ooops... to soon
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Welcome back to "As The Days Of Our Guiding Lights Turn..."
We join as Grief Stricken Nurse's hand is inches away from turning off the life suppoert machine on everyone's favorite hero...
Grief Stricken Nurse: Oh no! My hand is less than half an inch away from the switch... I can't believe I'm going to kill my hero...
A Voice from off-camera: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ah say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Grief Stricken Nurse: But... who are you?
Dr Shay: What is the meaning of this? :scool:
Commie Albert: Greeting comrades... I've just 'ad a word wif Mr. Maxwell.... or Mrs. Maxwell.... and it turns out that since 'ee...or she... didn't actually sign the eggswah cont, ah say eggswah contract, the company life insurance coverage ain't valid!
Shaz: You mean... I'm not going to be a rich widow? But... Dr. Shay, we don't need money to be happy right?
Dr. Shay: Ours is a love that... cannot be :scool: Formerly grief stricken nurse... don't touch that switch... there's a patient needs saving and I won't rest a wink until it's done :scool:
Later that night:
Lazy careless nightshift nurse: Man, these stiffs can watch themselves for a while... it's time for the Eggswah Massacre... I really wanna watch this week.. I heard an internet spoiler that some masked guy who isn't Micheal Hart is gonna be on!
He turns on the tv!
Next Morning:
Dr. Shay: You've screwed up for the last time, Lazy Carless Nighshift nurse! :scool: Explain yourself.
LCNSN: I'm sorry sir... I don't understand... all the patients were sleeping and it wasn't until the morning round of medicine I noticed.. he...
Dr. Shay: He what? Spit it out man... shoot from the hip babay :scool:
LCNSN: Well I pulled up the covers and... he was gone... just had the pillows arranged in the shape of his body... I've never seen pillows arranged in a fetal position like that before... and a tape player of the sounds he makes...
Dr.Shay: But he never makes any sounds!
LCNSN: I know sir... it was a blank tape!
Dr.Shay: Genius! Pure Genius... and now he's out there... at large... after all those doses of new untested scientific breakthrough top secret medicine... may God have mercy on us all! :scool:
Will the Fan be traced? Will he be the victim of some strange side effects? Will he return to the Eggswah? Find out tomorrow on "As The Days Of Our Guiding Lights Turn..."
In intensive care ward 7b...
Panic Stricken nurse: Doctor Shay he's not responding!
Dr. Clee Shay: Keep trying panic stricken nurse... we're NOT gonna lose this one... not on MY shift :scool:
moments later in his office...
Dr. Shay: Ah, Missus Fan, please... take a seat :scool:
Shaz: Sniffle. Give it to me strait doctor!
Dr.Shay: He's a real fighter :scool: Great news, he has a 95% chance of making a full recov...
Shaz: don't spare my feelings doc... just tell me the worst so that I can move on with my lonely and vulnerable life as a susceptible widow who has a thing for doctors and who has just inherited a million dollar life insurance from the Eggswah...
Dr. Shay: :sblink: As I was saying... it's...it's like he's just given up :scool: At this point there is only a 95% chance of him making a full recovery... it would be kinder not to prolong the inevitible :scool: Say... I knock off in ten minutes, whaddya say to a bottle of pink chardonnay and some Barry White records at my place? :scool:
Back in intensive care...
Grief stricken nurse: I'm sorry to do this the Fan... doctor's orders... I will always be a fanfan
as her hand reaches ever closer to the "Life Supoort on/off" switch a blast of dramtic music cuts in and she holds her hand still until the next episode...
Panic Stricken nurse: Doctor Shay he's not responding!
Dr. Clee Shay: Keep trying panic stricken nurse... we're NOT gonna lose this one... not on MY shift :scool:
moments later in his office...
Dr. Shay: Ah, Missus Fan, please... take a seat :scool:
Shaz: Sniffle. Give it to me strait doctor!
Dr.Shay: He's a real fighter :scool: Great news, he has a 95% chance of making a full recov...
Shaz: don't spare my feelings doc... just tell me the worst so that I can move on with my lonely and vulnerable life as a susceptible widow who has a thing for doctors and who has just inherited a million dollar life insurance from the Eggswah...
Dr. Shay: :sblink: As I was saying... it's...it's like he's just given up :scool: At this point there is only a 95% chance of him making a full recovery... it would be kinder not to prolong the inevitible :scool: Say... I knock off in ten minutes, whaddya say to a bottle of pink chardonnay and some Barry White records at my place? :scool:
Back in intensive care...
Grief stricken nurse: I'm sorry to do this the Fan... doctor's orders... I will always be a fanfan
as her hand reaches ever closer to the "Life Supoort on/off" switch a blast of dramtic music cuts in and she holds her hand still until the next episode...
This week's "As The Days Of Our Guiding Lights Turn" will pick up from there right after these messages...
wibblewibblewibblewibble...
...ing to Geico could sve YOU mon...
ooops... to soon
wibblewibble
Welcome back to "As The Days Of Our Guiding Lights Turn..."
We join as Grief Stricken Nurse's hand is inches away from turning off the life suppoert machine on everyone's favorite hero...
Grief Stricken Nurse: Oh no! My hand is less than half an inch away from the switch... I can't believe I'm going to kill my hero...
A Voice from off-camera: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ah say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Grief Stricken Nurse: But... who are you?
Dr Shay: What is the meaning of this? :scool:
Commie Albert: Greeting comrades... I've just 'ad a word wif Mr. Maxwell.... or Mrs. Maxwell.... and it turns out that since 'ee...or she... didn't actually sign the eggswah cont, ah say eggswah contract, the company life insurance coverage ain't valid!
Shaz: You mean... I'm not going to be a rich widow? But... Dr. Shay, we don't need money to be happy right?
Dr. Shay: Ours is a love that... cannot be :scool: Formerly grief stricken nurse... don't touch that switch... there's a patient needs saving and I won't rest a wink until it's done :scool:
Later that night:
Lazy careless nightshift nurse: Man, these stiffs can watch themselves for a while... it's time for the Eggswah Massacre... I really wanna watch this week.. I heard an internet spoiler that some masked guy who isn't Micheal Hart is gonna be on!
He turns on the tv!
Next Morning:
Dr. Shay: You've screwed up for the last time, Lazy Carless Nighshift nurse! :scool: Explain yourself.
LCNSN: I'm sorry sir... I don't understand... all the patients were sleeping and it wasn't until the morning round of medicine I noticed.. he...
Dr. Shay: He what? Spit it out man... shoot from the hip babay :scool:
LCNSN: Well I pulled up the covers and... he was gone... just had the pillows arranged in the shape of his body... I've never seen pillows arranged in a fetal position like that before... and a tape player of the sounds he makes...
Dr.Shay: But he never makes any sounds!
LCNSN: I know sir... it was a blank tape!
Dr.Shay: Genius! Pure Genius... and now he's out there... at large... after all those doses of new untested scientific breakthrough top secret medicine... may God have mercy on us all! :scool:
Will the Fan be traced? Will he be the victim of some strange side effects? Will he return to the Eggswah? Find out tomorrow on "As The Days Of Our Guiding Lights Turn..."