Post by Alex on Jun 24, 2022 0:05:58 GMT -5
Santion: Wow, I have to say even though I'm not a big fan of Rated X, I can't knock the Massacres we're seeing since they gained control.
Scorpion: You expected less? Oh ye of little faith!
Sanction: Touche, but on a more serious note I want to talk about something that's... well... sort of a grey area, I guess you could say?
Scorpion: Your paycheck, yeah I've been wondering about that myself Mark!
Sanction: Hmph... I'm actually talking about the behind the scenes production of our show Jordan... for example... I mean... sometimes there has to be a certain amount of... editing
Scorpion: Right, because anything worse than digging up a corps is just not fit for tv right?
Sanction: That;s not what I'm talking about Jordan... I'm talking about... well.. sometimes certain situations arise that look like they are going to erupt and well... then just fizzle out
Scorpion: I don't see what your wife's frustrations have to do with this show Mark!
Sanction: Sigh... I'm sorry viewers... let me be more specific... two weeks ago the world was shocked by Drama's interference in the Hall of Fame induction ceremony of EBR... and well... last week we tried to get Drama's thoughts on the matter and well... he wasn't very forthcoming...
Scorpion: Whoa, Drama didn't want to conrtibute to Eggswah ratings... Jeez, big scoop there!
Sanction: Seriously though Jordan... the interview was so non-responsive that the Network simply asked us to bump it for more commercials...
Scorpion: Hey, the amount of time I would have spent watching that interview, I could have save 15% or more on my insurance by switching to Geico!
Sanction: Well... as it turns out, this week we made some more progress, so this might actually lead to something...
Scorpion: You mean we might find out about the ninjas who abducted Samoa Joe?
Sanction: Please stop talking about inferior wrestling companies... before we go to what we uncovered this week, let's show you what was edited out of last weeks show...
Sanction: Well we are happy to report that after the vomiting from the mandible claw, Holly Hunt is fully recovered, and whather through feelings of guilt of whatnot Drama has agreed to actually revalt to the world the motive behind his attack on EBR... and that will be coming up sooner than you can switch auto insurances :ssurprise:
Tag to myself... or as they say " to be continued"
Scorpion: You expected less? Oh ye of little faith!
Sanction: Touche, but on a more serious note I want to talk about something that's... well... sort of a grey area, I guess you could say?
Scorpion: Your paycheck, yeah I've been wondering about that myself Mark!
Sanction: Hmph... I'm actually talking about the behind the scenes production of our show Jordan... for example... I mean... sometimes there has to be a certain amount of... editing
Scorpion: Right, because anything worse than digging up a corps is just not fit for tv right?
Sanction: That;s not what I'm talking about Jordan... I'm talking about... well.. sometimes certain situations arise that look like they are going to erupt and well... then just fizzle out
Scorpion: I don't see what your wife's frustrations have to do with this show Mark!
Sanction: Sigh... I'm sorry viewers... let me be more specific... two weeks ago the world was shocked by Drama's interference in the Hall of Fame induction ceremony of EBR... and well... last week we tried to get Drama's thoughts on the matter and well... he wasn't very forthcoming...
Scorpion: Whoa, Drama didn't want to conrtibute to Eggswah ratings... Jeez, big scoop there!
Sanction: Seriously though Jordan... the interview was so non-responsive that the Network simply asked us to bump it for more commercials...
Scorpion: Hey, the amount of time I would have spent watching that interview, I could have save 15% or more on my insurance by switching to Geico!
Sanction: Well... as it turns out, this week we made some more progress, so this might actually lead to something...
Scorpion: You mean we might find out about the ninjas who abducted Samoa Joe?
Sanction: Please stop talking about inferior wrestling companies... before we go to what we uncovered this week, let's show you what was edited out of last weeks show...
Holly Hunt: Ok, here's the scoop guys I am going to attempt to interview Drama and find out what triggered hi attack last we... oh, here he is... excuse me Mr. Fenlon... would you lie to explain your actions last wek to our viewers... what possessed you to attack Hall of Famer, the legendary EBR like that?
Holly Hunt: Ummm... ok, well, one can assume perhaps it is no doubt connected to your history of how the Eggswah has effected your own personnal life?
Holly Hunt: I see... do you have any personnal grudge against EBR... is there any history that perhaps we don't know about?...
Holly Hunt: Oh? you have something juicy for us?
Holly Hunt: No please, don't be shy you can tell us no matter how bad it is...
Drama: Hush Child!
Holly Hunt: No... Mr.Fenlon, no please, no I...gumph..mmmmphm..help... mmmh...
Holly Hunt: Ummm... ok, well, one can assume perhaps it is no doubt connected to your history of how the Eggswah has effected your own personnal life?
Holly Hunt: I see... do you have any personnal grudge against EBR... is there any history that perhaps we don't know about?...
Holly Hunt: Oh? you have something juicy for us?
Holly Hunt: No please, don't be shy you can tell us no matter how bad it is...
Drama: Hush Child!
Holly Hunt: No... Mr.Fenlon, no please, no I...gumph..mmmmphm..help... mmmh...
Sanction: Well we are happy to report that after the vomiting from the mandible claw, Holly Hunt is fully recovered, and whather through feelings of guilt of whatnot Drama has agreed to actually revalt to the world the motive behind his attack on EBR... and that will be coming up sooner than you can switch auto insurances :ssurprise:
Tag to myself... or as they say " to be continued"