Post by Alex on Jun 24, 2022 0:10:41 GMT -5
Sanction: Well how about that Scorps? Only in the Eggswah will you find the sort of action we've just witnessed!
Scorps: And such generic interchangeable comments from us! And will you stop calling it Eggswah! Anyway, now we've got something REALLY exciting folks... an indepth look behind the scenes of one of our most tragically misunderstood performers in the history of this uncivilized mish mash of cultures clash in the ring of truth.
Sanction: Ummm... yeah thanks William Scorpspeare! :sdry: Anyhow, yes unfortunately we have to interupt the action folks to show you a trailor of the latest Eggswah DVD going out on the market, and well... I'm supposed to sound excited about it, but well... sigh... anyway folks feast your eyes on the Eggswahtron!
Scorpspeare: :sarg:
Scorpspeare: And so thine tragedy shalt unfold before our eyes... forsooth 'tis a ballad of epic proportions of woe... and just a snip @ $9.99 from your nearest Wal-Mart folks!
Sanction: Oh joy!
Scorps: And that's not all... on next weeks show, Drama will be here IN PERSON to promote his auto-biographical DVD and to explain his actions over the last... um... what's it say here? 35 years!
Sanction: Jeez... I bet one "fan" in particular is jumping for joy!
Scorps: Ummm... is you mean THEfan Mark he can't actually jump very high these days... that's kind of insensitive don't you think HotWheels?
Mark "Hotwheels" Sanction: :evil:
Scorps: And such generic interchangeable comments from us! And will you stop calling it Eggswah! Anyway, now we've got something REALLY exciting folks... an indepth look behind the scenes of one of our most tragically misunderstood performers in the history of this uncivilized mish mash of cultures clash in the ring of truth.
Sanction: Ummm... yeah thanks William Scorpspeare! :sdry: Anyhow, yes unfortunately we have to interupt the action folks to show you a trailor of the latest Eggswah DVD going out on the market, and well... I'm supposed to sound excited about it, but well... sigh... anyway folks feast your eyes on the Eggswahtron!
Scorpspeare: :sarg:
We cut to a scene of XWA Employee's Union Leader (in as much as there IS a leader for all XWA employee's are equal after all... well apart from the 95% who refuse to pay the Union membership fee that is) Commie Albert and former XWA performer "Drama" sitting across from each other in an intimately small space. Commie seems to be sitting very uncomfortably and is awkwardly patting Drama in what is supposed to be a reassuring manner. Drama is hunched over cupping his head in a defeated manner.
Commie: There, there Comrade, come on now pull yourself..., ah say pull yourself together man... or woman!
Drama: I'm sorry. I... this is difficult for me!
Commie: Difficult for you, come off..., ah say come off it! Now, tell us in your own words... which is just a figure of speech, mind. I'm not advocating such an 'orrific concept as ownership of the people's shared ass,... ah say shared asset of speech in any language!
Drama: Well... I was fighting back the tears as much as I could of course, trying to be brave, and she put her arms around me and told me "there, there my brave little soldier, it's just a paper-cut, we'll stick a band-aid on it and it'll be fine I promise.
Commie: I sense a big but,... ah say big but coming!
Drama: Well it's just something about the tone and her body language made me realise at that moment, she regretted marrying me!
Commie: There, there Comrade, come on now pull yourself..., ah say pull yourself together man... or woman!
Drama: I'm sorry. I... this is difficult for me!
Commie: Difficult for you, come off..., ah say come off it! Now, tell us in your own words... which is just a figure of speech, mind. I'm not advocating such an 'orrific concept as ownership of the people's shared ass,... ah say shared asset of speech in any language!
Drama: Well... I was fighting back the tears as much as I could of course, trying to be brave, and she put her arms around me and told me "there, there my brave little soldier, it's just a paper-cut, we'll stick a band-aid on it and it'll be fine I promise.
Commie: I sense a big but,... ah say big but coming!
Drama: Well it's just something about the tone and her body language made me realise at that moment, she regretted marrying me!
This time Drama is sobbing uncontrollably and Commie Albert is clearly losing patience, constantly looking at his watch and mentally polaying around with Union regulations to see how he can get over-time and even hazard pay out of conducting this interview.
Drama: *sniff*.. so finally she agreed to lift the restraining order and let me come to the after-reception of my kid's First
Communion party as long as I promised not to do anything to embarrass him...
Commie Albert buries his head in his hands, he can see this is not leading anywhere good!
Drama: And everything was going so good until the dj played that song "I Believe in Miracles"... I mean... how irresponsible could he be... I... I couldn't control my actions... you have to understand... *sob*... the Full Monty was a very popular movie at the time!
Albert: *Facepalm*
Drama: *sniff*.. so finally she agreed to lift the restraining order and let me come to the after-reception of my kid's First
Communion party as long as I promised not to do anything to embarrass him...
Commie Albert buries his head in his hands, he can see this is not leading anywhere good!
Drama: And everything was going so good until the dj played that song "I Believe in Miracles"... I mean... how irresponsible could he be... I... I couldn't control my actions... you have to understand... *sob*... the Full Monty was a very popular movie at the time!
Albert: *Facepalm*
Scorpspeare: And so thine tragedy shalt unfold before our eyes... forsooth 'tis a ballad of epic proportions of woe... and just a snip @ $9.99 from your nearest Wal-Mart folks!
Sanction: Oh joy!
Scorps: And that's not all... on next weeks show, Drama will be here IN PERSON to promote his auto-biographical DVD and to explain his actions over the last... um... what's it say here? 35 years!
Sanction: Jeez... I bet one "fan" in particular is jumping for joy!
Scorps: Ummm... is you mean THEfan Mark he can't actually jump very high these days... that's kind of insensitive don't you think HotWheels?
Mark "Hotwheels" Sanction: :evil: