XWA Genesis Segments

[Alex]

We begin in darkness with the sound of distant strings and metal clangs ringing in our ears. As the strings increase in volume words fade on our very screen.


Five Years Ago, That Which Once Was Ceased to Be...


The sounds of electric glitches are heard, the strings and metal strikes increase in volume.


... Now, It Has Returned From Exile. The Arena For The Very Best...


Strings begin to flange and increase in speed rapidly.


... The Xtreme Wrestling Alliance.


As these words pass, the familiar drums of "Miseria Cantare - The Beginning" by AFI strike with thunderous precision, synching with shots of XWA Superstars of the past such as J-Pain, The MadDog, DGX, EBR, and Damien. These continue as the vocals begin.


Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one of us
Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one of us


As the final word is spoken, we freeze frame on a shot of Calvin Lee holding the XWA Undisputed Championship high after defeating Alex Sean in the main event of the final XWA event. The music again ramps up leading again to a similar drum beat syncing up to various clips from the XWA's very first show; "XWA Genesis" in November of 2001. The vocals return being highlighted by footage of that fateful night.


Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame...


Incinerate!


As the final word blares and the guitars come in, the pace increases showing footage of various legendary moments and matches in the XWA's history. From DGX vs. Drama to Damien vs. Frost.


Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame
As we all form one dark flame
As we all...


The lyrics return as we travel through the rich history of the XWA.


Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one of us
Love your hate, your faith lost
You are now one...


With the final mantra repeating over and over, the footage grows more specific showing clips of the men competing tonight. EBR. DGX. Drama. Tempest. Calvin Lee. Alex Sean. Men who were defined by the XWA and likewise defined the XWA.


ONE OF US!


As the final words are spoken we freeze on a shot of the XWA logo.





With this we cut to the live feed as 3,000 plus screaming fans in the Hammerstein Ballroom goes nuts for "XWA Genesis"! "Slam Harder" by Onyx plays over the soundspeakers as an impressive display of pyrotechnics blast on the stage. We cut to several shots of screaming fans until finally cutting to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel at ringside!


Matthew Werner: Hello everyone and welcome to "XWA Genesis!"


Matt Steel: It's been almost five years but the XWA is back, Matthew!


Matthew Werner: And what a show we have in store tonight! Our main event pits Alex Sean and DGX against longtime rivals Tempest and Drama!


Matt Steel: Not only that, we also see one of the biggest grudges in recent memory perhaps reach it's conclusion as EBR looks to settle the score with Calvin Lee.


Matthew Werner: For sure! It looks like we're ready to get started, Keri Thames, take it away!

[Alex]

The bell rings as the crowd rises to their feet for the opening contest. Keri raises the microphone and is about to speak but is cut off as the video screen lights up.


Matthew Werner: What in the hell is going on? We were supposed to have our opening contest.


Matt Steel: Something is going on with our video screen.


Matthew Werner: Wait a minute... is that... that is PRW Bloodletting! What the hell is going on here?


The crowd grows silent as they begin to watch in confusion. We cut to a taped video feed from PRW Bloodletting.


The Perfect One. JR ignores the crowd and continues on with his entrance, stopping atop the ramp and slowly raises and extends his arms doing his trademark pose \_O__/ only to receive more boos. But JR’s face no emotion, much like earlier in the evening. Randy Orton like pyro falls from the ceiling, surrounding JR. Unlike before, no one in the crowd does JR’s pose with him. The JR Judy signs have been replaced with JR sucks signs. He lowers his arms and slowly begins to walk down to the ramp. He takes his first steps as the boos grow even louder. As JR walks down the ramp, fans reach over the rail and attempt to high five him. But JR ignores the crowd. Young children attempt to high five their hero, but JR continues to look forward, avoiding the crowd..


Josh Brunswick: Doug, last month at Uprising, JR attempted to in his eyes perfect the PRW Championship. But, after a valiant effort, Adam XClusiv was able to recapture the championship. However JR continues to blame this political game that in his mind is keeping him down.


Doug Smith: This cold, calculating attitude of JR, it obviously relates to what JR calls the politics of PRW.


The video skips ahead.


JR takes a deep breath on the ropes before slowly raising his arms into his trademark pose \_0_/. The crowd erupts with boos once more for JR as he lowers his arms down. JR slowly climbs down the turnbuckles and then stands in the center of the ring. His music fades and the crowd grows silent as JR raises the microphone to his mouth.


JR Judy: January first, I came out to this ring, and declared 2009 to be the Year of Perfection. After last year’s Mr. PRW voting, I made it my mission, and my goal to not only win that award, but also prove my dominance over the wrestling world.


The video skips ahead.


JR Judy: But, even after the most dominate year PRW has ever seen, I stand here before you, no longer the PRW Undisputed Champion. Not because the champion is better than me, but because he plays this game better than I do. Godfather, I respect you, but you are just like MATTHEW. A washed up has-been who cut the line and STOLE the PRW Undisputed Championship. Godfather, you are no better than anyone else in that pathetic locker room. The Powers That Be here in PRW are the ones who decide everything in this ring, not the talent. If they want a new flavor of the month to be the champion, then he wins the championship, no questions asked. If they want a washed up has-been to return and take the championship from a more deserving wrestler, so be it. And when something unexpected happens, like JR Judy beating their golden boy Hutton Brown, and Perfecting the championship, they scramble for their first opportunity to rip away the championship. Enter MATTHEW.


JR turns back to the camera.


JR Judy: MATTHEW was the beginning, of a long, drawn out political plot to keep me away from the championship. Serial jumped the line and STOLE my rematch for MY championship. Then, Adam XClusiv SNEAKS into the match and STEALS MY championship. Only to lose it two weeks later to another washed up has-been with an ancient title shot saved up. Sorry Adam, guess you weren’t the flavor of the month either.


The camera shows the crowd who is stunned and shocked by JR’s comments.


JR Judy: And now, the main event tonight, pits two washed up has-beens who have stayed WAY passed the expiration date. The Godfather and Lion. Godfather, I’ve already told you how I feel about you. You were good, but your time passed a long time ago. It’s time for you to step aside and let the next generation, a generation led by Perfection, take center stage. And then there is you Lion. I have been waiting to say this for months. When you took me under your wing at the beginning of the year, I thought it was the greatest thing that could have ever happened to me. I mean look what you did to Hutton. He was your project, and he was the champion. People were saying I would be the second coming of Lion. I would be the next dominant force to take over PRW. But unlike Hutton, you weren’t there to save me. When Hutton was in trouble, you were right there to pick him up, dust him off, and hand him his championship. You played all the right political games to keep Hutton on top for a very, very long time. But when I got the championship, and the Powers That Be tried to drown me in my match with MATTHEW, where were you to throw the rope? Nowhere!


As the rage begins to build inside of JR, he takes his sunglasses and throws them down on the canvas. His eyes are no longer cold and calculating, they now show anger and rage.


JR Judy: You left me to drown Lion! You left me for dead Lion! Were you just as afraid as the Powers That Be were that I was going to becoming too powerful for PRW? You abandoned me just like they did and watched me sink. Well Lion, you, and the Powers That Be didn’t finish the job! I’m still standing! And I’m the Number One Contender to the PRW Undisputed Championship! I don’t care if it is you, or if it is Godfather who holds that strap, I’m taking it, and I’m changing this game!


The camera changes to the main base camera.


JR Judy: But of course, the Powers That Be wouldn’t make it that simple would they? Before I get my title shot, they scheduled and Elimination Chamber match at Christmas Carnage. Whoever the champion is has to defend against myself, Hutton Brown, MATTHEW, Adam XClusiv, and Matt Caje. Well guess what, I’m coming out in that chamber, and I am going to recapture MY championship. But if somehow, the Powers That Be decide I shouldn’t win that match, then I’m going to cash in my title shot at Salvation!


The camera slowly zooms in.


JR Judy: Either way, I WILL recapture the PRW Undisputed Championship, and I WILL PERFECT that championship. I’m tired of these games that PRW continues to play. I’m tired of the politicking and I’m tired of the ass kissing. In PRW, words like honor, respect, and competition, used to mean something! Now, they mean whatever the Powers That Be say they should mean. That’s why tonight; I would like to make a major announcement. People wanna know where I’ve been in my long absences? I was out looking for a place where those words actually mean something. A place where there are no Powers That Be building glass ceilings over my head.


Josh Brunswick: What is JR talking about?


Doug Smith: I have no idea.


JR Judy: Even though I am STILL under contract with PRW, I am going out to find a place where wrestling determines the future, not the Powers That Be. And a place where Perfection, can not, and will not be stopped. I’ll see you tomorrow night…..


JR drops the microphone and as it bounces off of the mat, the crowd is stunned. No one utters a sound as JR slowly makes his exit from the ring.


Josh Brunswick: What does he mean see you tomorrow?


Doug Smith: Josh, I have no clue. This puzzle that is JR Judy continues to grow...


We cut back to the live feed as Matthew Werner and Matt Steel sit stunned. STUNNED!


Matthew Werner: What was that all about?


Matt Steel: I have no idea Matthew.


Matthew Werner: Well let’s try this again, let’s again go back to the ring and Keri Thames.


Keri, just as shocked as the fans, attempts to recollect her thoughts as she prepares to announce the opening contest. But, before she can begin, the crowd’s attention turns to the far corner of the arena where a figure has begun making his way towards the guardrail. Then, in one quick motion, the figure walks past the security and makes his way over the guardrail.


Matthew Werner: What is going on tonight? First we have PRW video on the screen, and now a fan has jumped the rail.


Matt Steel: Matthew, XWA has already gone crazy after only five minutes.


Matthew Werner: Wait a minute!?!? Is that JR Judy?


Just as the words leave Matthew’s mouth the camera zooms in on the figure’s face. His eyes are shielded by sunglasses, but after further investigation, the figure is made out to be PRW wrestler, The Perfect One JR Judy.


Matthew Werner: What in the world is JR Judy doing here in the XWA!?! He works for PRW! He is their number one contender!


The crowd is silent, and the XWA staff remains still, uncertain of what PRW’s loose cannon will do. After his previous assaults of PRW staff, wrestlers, and even his fiancée Rachel Riot, no one attempts to stop the cold and calculating Perfect One. JR slowly and methodically makes his way up the ring stairs and then slowly makes his way into the ring. Frozen in fear, Keri remains in the ring, clutching the microphone. As JR makes his way into the ring, he turns his attention to the frighten Thames. JR, now standing in front of her, leans his head towards her, and then gently takes the microphone from her. Keri quickly runs out of the ring and looks to get out of JR’s path. The Perfect One JR Judy turns to face the main camera and raises the microphone up. He adjusts his sunglasses and begins to speak in a very methodical and low tone.


JR Judy: For those of you, that have been living under a rock for the past for years, my name is The Perfect One JR Judy. And yes, I am Perfect in Everyway. I am the best wrestler on the face of this Earth, and everyone knows it. But as you saw on the screen, it seems the PRW Powers That Be feel differently. So after my legal team did some investigation, I found a loop hole. A loop hole, which has brought me here, to the XWA. PRW needs to understand, that no one owns The Perfect One JR Judy. But, the Powers That Be thought that they could control JR Judy. Well here is there reality check. Because I am officially signing my XWA contract here tonight. From now on, The Perfect One JR Judy will be appearing on both PRW and XWA television. And from here on out, JR Judy is on a one man crusade to Perfect professional wrestling. And it starts tonight in the XWA. You’re future PRW Champion, is also your NEXT XWA Champion. I’m gonna single-handedly dissect the entire XWA roster and prove to PRW, and the entire world that You Can’t Stop Perfection... And You Can’t Stop Me!


JR releases the microphone and lets it drop down to the canvas. As it bounces off of the canvas, he slowly tilts his head backwards and raises his arm into his trademark pose \_0_/. The crowd remains silent, stunned at what they have just seen.


Matthew Werner: Matt, what have we just witnessed?


Matt Steel: We have just witnessed the dawning of a new age here in the XWA.


Matthew Werner: An Age of Perfection...


Matt Steel: ...


Matthew Werner: What?


Matt Steel: A little much, is all.


Matthew Werner: Oh.


Matt Steel: Just, you know, take it down a bit Matthew. We've got a whole show ahead of us.


Matthew Werner: I suppose that's true.


Matt Steel: Can't just, you know, lose your mind anyone does something, right?


Matthew Werner: Right. Anyway...

[Alex]

Anvil's Thumb Hang plays as you see Chris Chaos on the screen


Chris Chaos: JR Judy... You say that you are perfect in every single way possible. I don't think so. You say that you are going to be the one to dissect the XWA piece by piece. I don't think so. You say that you are the best wrestler on the face of the planet and again I don't think so. What factors do you have that makes you better than me? What makes you a better man than me?


Next the screen goes blank and you hear Thumb Hang as Chris Chaos walks to the ring, acknowledging the fans as he goes.


Matt Steel: What is he doing now?


Chris Chaos: You know you say that it was just a political game with the PRW but maybe it was your horrible attitude that kept you from the title. I was like you at one time, thinking that I was better than everyone else and that I was the best thing out there. Ask Calvin about Hot Shot Mitchell Scott in the WFWF. That was me. I realized though that you don't get anywhere that way. You can't earn respect or honor that way.


Chris looks around at the fans in the Hammerstein Ballroom.


Chris Chaos: You don't go anywhere in this business without the support of these people in this arena either.


Chris takes off his Anvil T-shirt that he was wearing and throws it into the crowd.


Chris Chaos: I don't like you. I don't like your fiancée either. What I hate about you the most is that you show no respect to the other talent in the back and the legends of the XWA who without them we would not be having this discussion right now. So to teach you a lesson in respect when I sign my XWA contract I am going to request that my first match in the XWA be Chris Chaos vs. JR Judy in a...


Chris holds the mic in the air.


Crowd: HARDCORE MATCH!!!


Chris Chaos: You got it!


Thumb Hang hits as Chris exits the ring and hands the mic to Matt Steel and walks to the top of the stage. Chris turns around and holds his arms up in a X.

[Alex]

The camera quickly changes to the parking garage where Holly Hunt is seen, microphone in hand, running towards a figure. As Holly gets closer, the camera is able to make out the figure as “The Perfect One” JR Judy. JR, in his usual backstage attire, has his bag over his shoulder, and is seen talking on his cell phone. As JR approaches a black convertible 2010 Chevrolet Camaro, he reaches into his pockets and pulls out a set of keys. He hits a button and opens his trunk before placing his bag in the back. He slams the trunk lid as Holly finally catches up to him.


Holly Hunt: Mr. Judy!


JR turns to face Holly.


JR Judy: Please, call me JR.


Holly Hunt: JR, first of all, I would like to get your comments on your very shocking XWA debut this evening.


JR Judy: Holly, it’s like I said in the ring. I am here for one reason and one reason only. To prove that I am the best in the world. This is where the best wrestlers come, so its only fitting that The Perfect One is here to dominate and takeover this company.


Holly Hunt: Well JR, what about the comments made earlier by Chris Chaos?


JR lifts his sunglasses off of his face, and places them on his head.


JR Judy: Who?


Holly Hunt: Chri...


JR raises his hand in the air, stopping Holly midsentence.


JR Judy: I heard you. But honestly, who is Chris Chaos? Just another young punk who is hoping he can make an impact at the expense of the greatest wrestler alive today. He came out earlier and said how he doesn’t agree with anything I said. He said how my attitude kept me from the PRW championship.


JR turns to face the camera.


JR Judy: Chris, let me tell you a few things. First, I don’t care if you agree or disagree with what I say. I don’t care what anyone thinks. The only opinion that matters to me is my own. You wanna know why? Because it is the perfect opinion. And as far as the PRW championship goes, obviously you haven’t done your homework. In June, I climbed to the top of the mountain and captured the PRW Undisputed Championship of the World. I proved my perfection, and proved I was the best. The only reason I am no longer the champion, is because the “Powers That Be” in PRW were afraid of my perfection. So they found the first flavor of the month they could find, and stole my championship. And ever since, I’ve been a loose cannon Chris. No one, including myself at times, has been sure what I’m going to do. I attacked my fiancée Chris! I put her in the hospital! And now, you want to challenge me to a match when I’m in this state of mind? A match where I’ve got nothing to lose, and everything to gain? And a match, where weapons are not only legal, they’re encouraged? Chris, you just signed your own death warrant, because I accept your challenge. I’m going to use you to make an example to the entire XWA roster. And I’m going to teach you, a very simple lesson. You Can’t Stop Perfection.


JR pauses for a brief moment.


JR Judy: And You Can’t Stop Me.


Before Holly can speak, JR opens his car door and hops in. He quickly closes the door and starts the car as the engine roars. Then, JR quickly speeds out of the arena leaving Holly speechless as the scene fades to black.

[Alex]

As Chris Chaos celebrates on the stage, we cut backstage to find King Kraig, dressed sharply as usual, sitting at his desk behind a mountain of paperwork. A light knock on the door is heard and in walks current XWA CEO Alex Sean.


King Kraig: What was that?


Sean gives a perplexed gaze toward Kraig's direction.


Alex Sean: I'm sorry? What was what?


King Kraig: That, what you did right there. You knocked on the door and then immediately walked in.


Alex Sean: ... And?


King Kraig: You didn't wait for me to say "come in". If you were just going to come in anyway, why even bother knocking?


Alex Sean: Seemed like the polite thing to do.


King Kraig: I bet it did.


Alex Sean: Hrm.


King Kraig: Hrm.


An awkward silence fills the room momentarily.


King Kraig: So was there anything you needed?


Alex Sean: Just thought I'd check in and see how things were going over here with you.


Sean stares at the mountain of paperwork.


Alex Sean: ... Maybe I should come back at another time.


Kraig looks up at Sean, lets out a small sigh, then removes his glasses.


King Kraig: Let me tell you how things are going. I've spent the last two weeks sifting through files, Alex. I've found about two dozen carbon copies of online Poker scores and not a single expense report. I've got a live show that I'm, what with you now being a performer, solely responsible for and a locker room full of wrestlers that want to tear each other's heads off. And what's up with this JR Judy guy?


Alex Sean: Hah, I know, right? We only spent a few thousand dollars on lighting, pyrotechnics, and a video package but no, come in through the crowd JR. Why would we want use to use any of that stuff?


King Kraig: All I'm saying is I'm swamped, man. I know you've got a match and all but this was your idea in the first place.


Alex Sean: Alright, alright, I get your point. Look, what do you need to do?


King Kraig: Okay, hold on one second...


King Kraig places his glasses back on his face and pulls out his Blackberry. Perusing over his schedule, Kraig nods, removes his glasses, and looks back up at Sean.


King Kraig: I think I can handle most of the paperwork for the evening and handle the production. What I need you to do is handle the talent.


Alex Sean: Okay, like what?


King Kraig: Well for starters, your boy EBR. I'm a little concerned about what he might do in regard to DGX.


Alex Sean: I see. I'll talk to him.


King Kraig: Fantastic. Aside from that, you know, just keep your ear to the ground and try and manage that locker room.


Alex Sean: Sounds like a plan.


Sean turns toward the door and pulls it open. Just as he's about to leave, he pauses and turns back toward Kraig.


Alex Sean: You know, just a thought, but wouldn't it more sense for you, the people person with a record for tax evasion, to handle the locker room and me, the fiscally efficient and often times abrasively antisocial competitor to perhaps switch places?


King Kraig: Are you telling me you want to handle this paperwork? Do you really want that to be said?


Sean looks down once again at the mountain of paperwork.


Alex Sean: ... I'll just...


Sean exits Kraig's office as we cut back to ringside with Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.

[Alex]

As Hutton Brown continues to celebrate, we cut backstage to find Alex Sean wandering the halls of the Hammerstein Ballroom. Checking each door as he passes, he finally seems to find the door he is looking for and lightly knocks. He initially grabs the handle to walk in, then stops himself perhaps reminded of what King Kraig told him earlier.


"Door's open."


Hearing the invitation, Sean opens the door to find EBR on the other side, seated on a bench getting geared up for his match.


Alex Sean: Hey E.


EBR: What's with you waiting twenty minutes to come in? Afraid that there's monsters on the other side or something?


EBR holds his hands up and wiggles his fingers mockingly. Sean stares blankly at E.


Alex Sean: I hope you're enjoying yourself.


EBR: I am. Say, what's that all about?


EBR nods in our direction, breaking the fourth wall by acknowledging our existence.


Alex Sean: Oh... Yeah, he's been following me around.


EBR: I see.


Alex Sean: ... Yeah, so I actually came here for a reason. You probably won't...


EBR: I know why you're here; You're going to tell me not to do anything to DGX.


Alex Sean: Pretty much.


EBR holds his hands up.


EBR: Look dawg, I can't make any promises. That's all I'm saying.


Perhaps it was the tone of voice, that which he stated, or the fact that he used the term "dawg", Sean seems unusually perturbed by EBR's statement.


Alex Sean: Look, man. I understand you and D got problems, and I'm not trying to set a precedent or do any favors for DGX...


EBR: ... You'll just be his tag partner.


Alex Sean: ... What are you getting at?


EBR: Well, I'll be honest, I can't say I entirely appreciate you hanging around with the guy who betrayed me and tried to end my career.


Alex Sean: Oh, whatever man. For f*ck's sake, you have betrayed me and tried to end my career, and I hang out with you. D's turned on me, you, you turned on me, Calvin turned on you... I guess what I'm trying to say is...


EBR stares in Sean's direction quite pointedly.


Alex Sean: ... Okay maybe I didn't exactly have a point there, but regardless of all of that you know I'm not the kind of guy to either get involved in these situations or pick sides. DGX and I are tag team partners and that's about as far as it goes. Strictly professional. I'd have thought you'd have understood that.


Awkward.


EBR: ... Fair enough, but if that's the case, then whatever happens between DGX and I is our business and, frankly, by your own admission, you shouldn't try and get involved.


Alex Sean: Perhaps on one level you're right, but, you know, this is kind of a big deal for me here... this show... and I've got a lot riding on this, reputation, things like that. You do something that takes DGX out... we lose a main event... I've got a reputation to uphold.


EBR: Oh, yes Alex. That is the thing that would kill your reputation. Not UWS, HALO 2, your day in charge of the WFDC, or killing the XWA, but me attacking DGX. Of course, I should have thought about that.


Sean, again, stares blankly at EBR.


EBR: ... Maybe that was a little harsh.


Clearly frustrated, Sean lets out a small sigh.


Alex Sean: Listen, I'm asking you as a personal favor...


EBR: ... Oh don't pull that...


Alex Sean: Raising his voice in volume. ... As a personal favor to me for you to stay away from DGX for tonight. If you are my friend, E, then you will do me this one favor.


EBR: Oh, so it's gonna be like that?


Alex Sean: Yes, it's gonna be like that.


EBR: Ugh, yeah, fine. I'll give him a pass for tonight, Alex, but that's it. Beyond tonight, I make no guarantees.


Alex Sean: That's all I needed. I'll catch you after the show.


EBR: Peace.


Sean exits the door as we cut back to the ring to find Commie Albert standing in the middle with a microphone.

[Alex]

We cut backstage to once again find Alex Sean strolling the hallways of the Hammerstein. Sean continues on until a large mob of vaguely recognizable faces step directly in the way of Alex Sean, causing him to stop.


Alex Sean: ... Oh... hey guys...


It is only now that we can fully register the group of individuals including such faces as Tyrant, Super Dragon IV, Brad Breaker, Uppertaker, Blackdust, Trent Blaze, Xombie, and Adam Chartbuster.


Blackdust: Inhaling quite gayly. Heeelllooo... Mr. Sean.


Sean stares back at Blackdust in a very "afraid he may get raped" kind of look.


Alex Sean: ... Hello.


Blackdust: I ssssssee that you... MR SEAN... left ussss off the card.


Alex Sean: Yeah... about that...


Pushing his way through the crowd, Trent Blaze takes front and center.


Trent Blaze: Yeah, what's that all about, dude? We were in The Anointed together for crying out loud!


Alex Sean: We were? Well I'll be... Oh, wow, hey Adam.


Sean notices his former Tag Team partner and cousin Adam Chartbuster staring bitterly in his direction.


Alex Sean: Long time no see bud, how you been?


Adam Chartbuster: Well the last time I've seen or spoken to you was when you assaulted me with a chair mercilessly and ended my career.


Alex Sean: Oh...


Awkward.


Alex Sean: ... Good times.


Blackdust nudges his way to the front again, the other members of the group very possibly afraid of catching an STD.


Blackdust: Why... MR SEAN... have you chosssen NOT to use usss ssssensssational sssuperssstarsss on thisss very evening at XWA... Genesisss?


Trent Blaze: Yeah man, what gives?


Adam Chartbuster: For real.


Tyrant: Yeah!


Xombie: ERRRGHHH!


Alex Sean: Man you look an awful lot lik...


Uppertaker: We want on this show! Now!


Brad Breaker: RIGHT NOW SHON!


Breaker catches a few awkward glances.


Brad Breaker: I'm into hip hop now, shon. Nigga wut!?


Just as the words leave his lips, a black security guard is walking by.


Brad Breaker: Oh... no... I was...


Nodding in shame, the black man leaves.


Brad Breaker: Nuts.


Alex Sean: Listen, everybody. You know, we're just starting up... maybe down the road, you know, when we get some more money we could...


Sean looks up and down at the group of bizarre individuals.


Alex Sean: ... Nevermind.


Uppertaker: Enough talking, it's time for action! If you won't let us on this show, then we're gonna have to let OURSELVES on it!


Trent Blaze: Yeah!


Xombie: BLLAAHHHHHH!!!


Just then, Xombie turns over and bites a chunk out of Adam Chartbuster's arm!


Alex Sean: Holy sh*t! You're infected now!


... This is followed by the group breaking down into a wild brawl. Super Dragon IV hits a Psycho Driver on Brad Breaker, Blackdust gropes Uppertaker, it's a wild scene backstage at XWA Genesis!


Alex Sean: Oh for f*ck's sake...


Sean walks off in the opposite direction as we go back live to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.

[Alex]

We go back to ringside with Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.


Matt Steel: Wow.


Matthew Werner: Strong words from EBR there.


Matt Steel: For sure.


Matthew Werner: On another note, earlier this week a press conference was held by Alex Sean and King Kraig to announce many of their new initiatives regarding the reopening of the XWA. What transpired... Well, you'll see. Let's roll the tape.


We cut to video footage of the aforementioned press conference. After a short montage of clips showing the large crowd of fans and journalists in attendance, we cut to Alex Sean standing behind a podium.


Alex Sean: It's uncommon in this business for companies to reach out their hand to one another and pursue a common goal to find the best in the world. We here at the XWA are more interested in that very philosophy; to find the best, than preserving a fabricated image of success. With that in mind we're very pleased to announce officially two deals; One between the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance and the WrestlingFigs Wrestling Federation, and another with Professional RPG Wrestling. These deals will allow competitors from those companies to come in to the XWA and face off against our very best. As of now, we have signed The High Horror, Jon O'Deeves, and Chris Chaos from the WFWF as well as JR Judy and Hutton Brown from PRW. We look forward to acquiring more great challengers from those companies down the road. This also brings us to our biggest announcement.


Sean gestures toward King Kraig, who pulls out a velvet bag out from under the table.


Alex Sean: I'm very pleased to announce that in negotiating this deal with PRW, they have very respectfully allowed us to seperate our XWA Undisputed Championship from the PRW Undisputed Championship and reclaim it as our first major title in the XWA!


Kraig opens the bag revealing the XWA Undisputed Championship.


Alex Sean: This title holds a great and historic lineage which we are elated to bring back to it's home in the XWA.


"This is nonsense!"


The proclamation comes as a surprise to everyone. They peer their heads to find the source only to find current PRW Undisputed Champion and former XWA star Lion Merteuil!


Lion Merteuil: How dare you! I win the PRW Undisputed Championship and you guys go and steal away part of my title!? That XWA Undisputed Championship is mine, you hear me, MINE!


Lion's rant is interrupted as a mob of security rush to escort Merteuil off of the premises.


Alex Sean: Uh... Hrm.


We cut away from the pre-tape and return live to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.


Matthew Werner: Very interesting situation developing there.


Matt Steel: Well in many ways Lion has a point. He did win the PRW Undisputed Championship when the XWA Undisputed Championship was a part of that title. To seperate the titles is in a sense to strip him of it.


Matthew Werner: This will most certainly be a story to follow, but what is certain is that it's been a great show back for the XWA!

[Alex]

Before Holly can speak, JR opens his car door and hops in. He quickly closes the door and starts the car as the engine roars. Then, JR quickly speeds out of the arena leaving Holly speechless as we cut to Alex Sean sitting in his locker room. A knock on the door is heard followed by King Kraig entering uninvited.


Alex Sean: Didn't you... Nevermind.


King Kraig: Great match out there, Sean, you guys really tore it up.


Alex Sean: Yeah, good stuff.


King Kraig: And, hey, it seems like from every angle this show was a big hit. The talent, the fans, the crew... Everyone's satisfied! I gotta say, I can't believe it but I think we pulled it off.


Sean looks down momentarily, a slight smirk creeping across his face.


Alex Sean: Heh... Let's be real, Kraig. This was pretty much all you. I spent my night running around talking to zombies and Dolphins fans. I've never been a good promoter, though I'm sure you probably knew that already.


King Kraig: I'd been made aware of your past, yes.


Alex Sean: I wanna say this is my boat or whatever analogy you'd like, but to be perfectly, bluntly honest with you Kraig; I think we need to have that talk.


Kraig stares at Sean slightly puzzled.


King Kraig: That talk?


Alex Sean: Yeah... that talk.


King Kraig: Ohh... thaat talk...


Sean cracks a slightly deceptive grin, then advances toward us.


Alex Sean: I think it's about time you took off.


We get it. We're quickly shuffled out of the locker room and into the hallway. The door begins to slowly close as Alex Sean and King Kraig stand staring directly at us. The door closes and so, as well, does "XWA Genesis".

[Alex]

Commie Albert: Tapping the Microphone. Excuse me. Excuuuse me.


The fans, familiar with Commie Albert's antics, boo mercilessly.


Matthew Werner: Commie isn't making any friends tonight.


Matt Steel: No, no he is not.


Casting a disapproving stare throughout the crowd, Commie sighs then begins to speak.


Commie Albert: How is it in a city as rich and diverse as Manhattan do we find ourselves on a show with such blatant inequality!? No women, elderly, or even Raising air quotes. "Afro Americans" are even scheduled tonight!


The fans continue to boo, however there is a small group of black fans lowering their heads and raising a single fist in the air, so that's something.


Commie Albert: But you see, I'm here to change all that! In my reign as the Communal Champion, I have sought out opponents with diverse backgrounds and of various cultures, facing all comers who wish to have a chance at the brass ring. So, without further adieu, let me introduce my opponent for tonight... K1LL3R 1NST1NCT 3!


With that, "Still" by the Geto Boyz blares over the soundspeaker bringing out a wheelchair bound K13 rolled to the ring by a member of security.


Matthew Werner: This can't possibly end well.


K13 is rolled slowly down the ramp, a neckbrace around his collar. As he reaches the ringside area, Commie Albert holds up a finger, halting K13's entrance in the ring.


Commie Albert: Before we begin, however, I just want to say how disgusted I am not only with the XWA but with all of you!


Commie points to the fans, eliciting the appropriate response of boos, hisses, titty flashing, and general dissaray (Aha!).


Commie Albert: Look at you people. Soaking up your inequality and corporation controlled capitalist society for all it's worth! Sure, you elected Barack Obama, but as one rapper once said; "We might even have a black president but he's useless, cos he does not control the economy stupid!"


Immortal Technique appreciates the support. Plus it's kind of true, not to get all political on you and all but, you know, just saying.


Commie Albert: So now, in front of all of these wretched, materialistic sadists, I will compete at the highest level defending my...


"Yo! Yo!"


Holy sh*t it's KC Krystal. He's in the crowd and he's got a microphone. How'd that happen? Truthfully, most likely, all things considered... Probably best left unsaid.


KC Krystal: Yo how dare you come out here and insult these people!


Woo.


KC Krystal: Except for the white people. F*ck ya'll!


I'm white.


Commie Albert: Hey... now this is jus...


KC Krystal: Listen, son. I'm here to tell you that it ain't gon' be yo time to come on out here and act a fool! KC Krystal is back in this sh*t and I ain't f*ckin' around, ya hear?


Albert is either stunned or has no idea what he's saying as a result of the grills in KC Krystal's mouth. We do though, because we're enlightened like that.


Commie Albert: I don't know who you think you are, mister, but you better scram before something bad happens... something real bad!


KC Krystal lets out a small laugh.


KC Krystal: Vato, somethin' real bad is already fixin' to happen!


As Krystal says this, K13 stands up out of his wheelchair and rips off his neckbrace. Yeah, that just happened. He slides in under the bottom rope and attacks the unsuspecting Commie Albert from behind. K13 starts beating Albert down as KC Krystal runs to the ringside area from the crowd and slides in the ring himself. The two men begin to put the boots to Albert. After sufficiently beating him down, K13 grabs a Microphone.


K13: You all thought I was a joke! Well that ain't the case! I'm here to tell you that from now on, I ain't K1LL3R 1NST1NCT 3 and I'm here for some serious bi'ness!


K13 and KC Krystal stand tall in the ring, Commie Albert beaten unconscious.


Matthew Werner: This has surely been a very colorful evening!


Steel stares at Werner.


Matthew Werner: I meant... oh.. no it's not...


Matt Steel: You've got a problem, man. It's not even funny.


Matthew Werner: It's not like that! I'm just saying that these men have committed actions of pure thuggery tonight!


Matt Steel: Why? Because they're black?


Matthew Werner: No, because they just mugged Commie Albert!


Matt Steel: It's not like they stole his wallet, Matthew.


Matthew Werner: ... They're stealing his wallet right now!


It's true. KC Krystal just took it.


Matt Steel: Whatever man, justify it all you want Matthew.


Matthew Werner: Oh you know what...


Matt Steel: We should probably... yeah.