We come back from commercial to, who else? Matthew Werner and Matt Steel, now back to the level of professionalism we’ve all come to know and love, and ready to call the next match.
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Werner: Welcome back to our broadcast of XWA Final Countdown. I’m Matthew Werner alongside Matt Steel, and we’ve just witnessed a shocking revelation.
Steel: That’s for sure, Matthew. Vestal accusing MadDog, and challenging him and Rose to take on this…Gibraltar at our next event! That’d be a sight to see. Did you see that guy, Werner? He’s gigantic!
Werner: He sure as hell is, Steel. Well, coming next, and speaking of Rose, we have another match coming up where Rose will take on Dan Bennett.
Steel: Dan Bennett had some…truly disgusting things to say regarding the late Martin Hart earlier this evening…it was a shock to say the least. And Rose has been uncharacteristically quiet tonight. Why is that?
Werner: I wish I knew, Steel. I’d like to believe he’s been affected by the tragedy of the last few weeks…he took on Tempest last week just as the news was broken of his passing. Rose acted less than sportsmanlike in that match up, and…well, maybe he’s feeling sorry. But sorry or not, I want to see him tear Dan Bennett to pieces tonight.
Steel: Keep it calm, Werner. You won’t have to wait much longer to see what goes down, anyway. That match, is coming right now!
Werner: We’re coming up to halfway through are broadcast tonight, ladies and gentlemen and we thank you again for joining us here live at XWA Final Countdown – only on pay per view!
Matt Steel:[/b] We’ve had two great bouts already, and we have another coming up, as Dan Bennett takes on Rose.
Werner:[/b] And they’ve not made any friends or fans tonight with their words tonight. I’m telling you, Steel, I want to see these two tear each other apart. I don’t care who wins, I just want them to really hurt each other.
Steel:[/b] Now, now. You may not like them but you can’t fault their in-ring skills. And with two very different styles, and both without strong fan backing, we’re in for an interesting one.
We go to ringside, where XWA ring announcer, Miss Keri Thames, is standing by.[/b]
Thames:[/b] The following is a singles bout, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…
The opening riff of CKY’s 96 Quite Bitter Beings plays and a thoroughly riled up crowd sound their depreciation at the prospect of Dan Bennett, and are no less disappointed when he steps confidently through the curtain. He saunters down the ramp and stops briefly at the steps before skipping up them and climbing through the ropes. He taunts the crowd for a second before settling in his corner, awaiting Rose.Thames:[/b] Coming in at a weight of two hundred and ninety five pounds, hailing from Columbus, Ohio….DAN! BENNETT!
Werner:[/b] And after his words about Martin Hart tonight, Steel, I cannot wait to see him take a beating. As much as I cannot stand Rose, I really want to see a knee right to Bennett’s face.
Thames:[/b] And his opponent…
Steel:[/b] Speak of the devil…
Nine Inch Nails' Meet Your Master falters through the PA system, gradually building up. The fans are already showing their disgust at the prospect of being abused by the arrogant competitor before Rose even steps through the curtain. When he steps out as the lyrics kick, their depreciation is only further fuelled, and Rose is loving every second of it. Rose makes a big gesture of pointing back towards the curtain and out steps his bodyguard, XWA Legend MadDog.[/b]
Rose begins his ascent down the ramp, MadDog close behind, keeping a look out for an ambush. Rose suddenly speeds up and heads to the side, to the guard rail. He shouts in the face of a fan, who yells back, causing Rose to laugh tauntingly, and daring the fan to jump the rail and come and get himself a piece of the pair. Rose makes a "screw you" gesture with his arms, before continuing down the ramp.[/b]
The two reach the ring, and MadDog goes on ahead, climbing the ring steps and sitting on the middle rope. Rose skips up the steps after him, and climbs through the open ropes. MadDog steps through as Rose hops up onto the middle ropes of the turnbuckle. He unhooks the old XWA World Heavyweight Championship belt from around his waist and holds it high above his head. The fans boo with all of their hearts as Rose shouts along with the lyrics, "It's time to meet your master." He laughs again before jumping down and starting a last minute warmup, while talking with MadDog.[/b]
Thames:[/b] Weighing in at two hundred and twenty eight pounds, from Caerphilly, South Wales…ROSE!
MadDog looks disgruntled and gives Keri Thames what can only be described as ‘a look.’[/b]
Thames:[/b] Sigh. The REAL XWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…ROSE!
Rose gives her a little wink and a smile and raises the belt above his head again. He then goes over to his corner, where MadDog is waiting on the apron, having climbed through the ropes. They smile at each other knowingly, and stay there, as if waiting for something.[/b]
DING DING!
Werner:[/b] We’re going now, and Rose is looking as cocky as ever, but I really couldn’t give a rat’s ass tonight. I want Dan Bennett taken down. Martin Hart was a damn good friend of mine, and a lot of other people in the locker room.
Steel:[/b] Rose doesn’t seem to be in any rush to kick things off tonight, Werner. Bennett sure does, though!
Indeed, while Rose’s back is turned Bennett stands there looking more and more frustrated at the lack of activity, and you can see it building and building in his face, before he finally hits boiling point and goes to rush Rose from behind, when…[/b]
Let the bodies hit the…tiss…tiss…FLOOOOOOORRRRRWerner:[/b] THAT’S TEMPEST! TEMPEST IS COMING OUT HERE TO DEFEND THE HONOUR OF HIS LATE BROTHER! GET ‘IM STORM! KICK DAN BENNETT’S ASS!
Bennett is stood rigid in the ring, eyes fixed on the ramp, waiting for the Storm to come and get a little retribution. But nothing comes. Bennett keeps staring up towards the backstage area, and has no way of seeing Rose come up behind him. The first he knows of his opponent is when he is already locked in a full nelson. Rose pulls back a little before throwing himself forward, hitting Bennett with a full nelson facebuster. Rose leaps right back up to his feet, smiling like it’s his birthday. He points up to his head, and MadDog applauds him. In their minds, Rose is nothing short of a genius. Tempest’s music suddenly stops.[/b]
Steel:[/b] What!? Haha! It was a setup, Werner! And what a setup! Rose gets the advantage early on with a fantastic trap for Bennett!
Werner:[/b] I don’t like how he did it, but I love that Bennett’s face hit the mat with such force!
Rose stops celebrating for a second to go for the cover on Dan Bennett.[/b]
Kirk Samson:[/b] One!
Tw-
Kick out by Bennett, much to everyone in the building’s disappointment. The crowd seem to be, however reluctantly, behind Rose tonight. If he even notices this, he shows no sign of it, as he gets on with his business, pulling Bennett up by the arm, and throwing him to the ropes. Bennett comes back and Rose hits a picture perfect dropkick the chest. Bennett goes down and Rose makes to cover again, with referee Kirk Samson only just hitting two again. Unfazed, Rose moves around Bennett’s body, hooking in a dragon sleeper.[/b]
Werner:[/b] Rose looking strong early on tonight.
Steel:[/b] And the crowd are behind him, which is kinda bizarre.
Werner:[/b] Can you blame them? F*ck Dan Bennett.
Rose is pulling Bennett up, dragon sleeper still locked firmly around the neck. Bennett rises with Rose, but it’s hardly worth the effort for him, as Rose drops straight back down, hitting the diving reverse DDT. Cover…[/b]
Samson:[/b] One!
TWO!
Steel:[/b] Another kick out by Dan Bennett. And Werner, I know how you feel about Bennett tonight, but you have a job to do, so do it.
Rose gets to his feet and backs off a little, looking unconcerned that Bennett keeps kicking out of his pin attempts. He allows Bennett some room to breathe and to start getting up.[/b]
Werner:[/b] I’m sorry. So, Rose backs off…he looks like he’s expecting an easy night against Bennett here, not working himself too hard.
Steel:[/b] That’s more like it. Is he making a mistake underestimating Bennett here?
Werner:[/b] Time will tell, Steel.
Bennett gets back to his feet and looks a little frustrated at his early shortcomings. However, he accepts Rose’s gestured invitation to a collar and elbow tie up, and the two lock up. Things look to be improving for Bennett as he gains the upper hand and applies a headlock to Rose, but only momentarily, as Rose pushes him off and shoots him to the ropes. Rose waits for him to come back, and when he does he jumps, grabbing Bennett’s head and raising his knees in a Codebreaker attempt, but Bennett has this one scouted, and counters, pulling Rose downwards hard with a modified powerbomb.[/b]
Steel:[/b] Yes. Yes he is.
Bennett goes for the cover, but only gets a one and a half count from Samson, but seems about as concerned at the kickout as Rose was a little earlier. He pulls Rose up by the hair and hits him with a couple of hard elbow shots before throwing him to the ropes. He stands, waiting for Rose to rebound, but it never happens, as MadDog catches Rose by the ankle and pulls him out of the ring. Rose looks a little flustered as he pats his manager on the back in thanks, and the crowd don’t like it one bit.[/b]
Steel:[/b] The fans are kinda fickle, aren’t they? A few seconds ago they were cheering the ass off the guy.
Werner:[/b] They’re not fickle, Steel. They hate the guy, but right now, they want to see him take to Bennett, and he’s just not. Rose has no intention of defending the honour of a fellow wrestler, he just wants an easy night, and the fans don’t like it one bit. And nor do I.
MadDog shoots Matthew Werner a warning look before returning his attention to the match, where Dan Bennett is climbing out of the ring. McMahon stands in between his client and the opponent, warning Bennett not to come any closer. Bennett looks to push past MadDog, but Dog holds firm, not allowing Bennett past.[/b]
Steel:[/b] MadDog is not allowing this match to continue right now, and that’s just no fun. These fans are here to see two guys go at it and MadDog just won’t let them.
Indeed he won’t. At least, not until Rose is ready. Rose backs off from the little confrontation between the other two athletes, before charging right back towards it, shouting “NOW!” at MadDog, who, with a quickness belying his size, dives out of the way, allowing his Epoch partner to jump forward and hit Bennett hard with a diving forearm smash. Both men go down, but Rose rolls back a little and nips up cockily, as seems to be a prerequisite for a diving forearm smash.[/b]
Werner:[/b] As cheap and dirty as it is, you have to give credit to Rose for being so smart here.
Steel:[/b] And MadDog, too! They do make a great pair, they always have a plan.
Werner:[/b] Maybe not such a great one, though, ‘cos Bennett’s not as hurt as they’d maybe want.
Rose climbs coolly back in the ring as the truth in Werner’s words becomes apparent. Bennett is getting up already, albeit with the help of the ring apron while MadDog watches from afar, thinking quickly. He gives Rose a look in the ring, and Rose meets it.[/b]
Werner:[/b] What’re they up to now?
Kirk Samson is up to four in his counting out of Dan Bennett when, apparently counterproductively, Rose taps him on the shoulder. Samson turns around into the face of Rose, who demands that he count faster. Kirk gives Rose a look that says ‘I’m not falling for this one again’ and turns straight back round and continues his count. Before he can finish the word ‘five,’ Rose grabs the referee by the shoulder and spins him round. He gets in Samson’s face, insisting that he’s counting slow, which Samson denies before trying to turn around again, only to find he can’t. Rose has Samson by the shirt. Rose snarls at him.[/b]
Steel:[/b] Rose has his hands on an official! Disqualification!
Werner:[/b] Technically, he only has his shirt. And no one wants to see Bennett leave here without having his shoulders pinned.
Steel:[/b] I dunno if we’ll get the chance, look at MadDog!
MadDog takes advantage of the distraction by strolling over to Dan Bennett and grabbing him by the throat. Bennett tries to fight out, but MadDog’s immense strength won’t allow it, and Bennett has no choice but to be dragged over to the ring steps. The referee has no inkling of this, as he is still arguing with Rose, threatening disqualification.[/b]
Werner:[/b] What’s MadDog got in store here? I hope it hurts…
Steel:[/b] Cool it.
Oh, it’s going to hurt. MadDog gives Bennett a quick headbutt when they reach the steps, in order to keep Bennett from breaking away. It works, and MadDog stands next to Bennett, facing the same way, hooking him around the shoulders and legs. McMahon leans forward briefly, before, quick as a flash, throwing both Bennett and himself backwards in a Russian leg sweep, causing Bennett’s head to come crashing down on the top ring step.[/b]
Steel:[/b] Did you hear that THUD on the steps!? Bennett must be knocked out, if he’s lucky!
Werner:[/b] EXCELLENT move by MadDog there, but he didn’t escape unscathed himself. He landed hard on his back on the lower step.
The referee didn’t hear it, apparently, as Rose continues screaming at him while MadDog painfully gets to his feet, pulling Bennett up with him. He pushes Bennett’s fallen body into the ring, before walking away, holding his back in pain. Coincidentally, this is also when Rose decides to drop his argument with Kirk Samson, conceding that maybe the referee has a point. Rose feigns shock as he turns around and sees Bennett lying just under the ropes. Samson looks at Rose, then at MadDog, who is leaning on the crowd barrier casually. When he catches the referee’s gaze, MadDog simply shrugs.[/b]
Steel:[/b] They’re a well oiled machine, Werner. People may not like it but it’s keeping Rose undefeated. A streak that looks like it’ll continue right now!
Rose pulls Bennett out from under the ropes before dropping to the floor for a lazy looking pin.[/b]
Samson: ONE!
TWO!
THR…NO!
The crowd boo loudly as Bennett shoots his arm up to escape the pin attempt. Rose looks a little confused now, feeling that this time Bennett really should have stayed down. He steals a look at MadDog, apparently questioning the force with which Bennett was hit. MadDog just shrugs again, and Rose carries on. He gets to his feet, pondering what to do next.[/b]
Werner:[/b] I really thought Rose would’ve had him there. He can’t blame MadDog for that one, he hit him with the force of an eighteen wheeler.
Steel:[/b] It doesn’t look like it’ll take much more, though. This one’s in the bag.
Rose seems to make up his mind, and goes to the nearest corner. He climbs out on to the apron and starts climbing the turnbuckle, taking his time. When he reaches the top he steadies himself before signalling for a flying elbow drop. The crowd cheer loudly, to which Rose responds with a quick middle finger at them. He stands straight up and jumps. On the canvas, Bennett looks up at Rose as he falls towards him, elbow extended. Whether he was playing dead (unlikely) or it’s just a reflex, he moves his body around a little and raises his knee. Rose sees it, but can do nothing, already committed to the elbow drop, and his elbow lands hard straight on the point of Bennett’s knee. Bennett thinks quickly and grabs Rose’s hand, pulling it down, hyperextending the whole arm. Rose tries to wriggle out but Bennett holds firm for a second before reaching his legs up and around the arm, locking in a painful arm bar.[/b]
Steel:[/b] Armbar by Bennett! After the impact on the elbow from that incredibly smart counter, that whole arm must be killing Rose! And the impact would’ve sent shockwaves right down from shoulder to finger, Rose can’t do a damn thing about it!
Werner:[/b] Come on, Rose! Get out of it! Don’t let this son of a bitch win!
Rose looks completely stranded, but in the heat of the moment, everyone forgets that Rose has an equaliser – MadDog. And he wastes no time. McMahon springs forward from the guard rail and makes toward the ring. Rose’s free arm is scrambling towards his manager, Bennett is holding firm on the armbar, applying as much pressure as possible, and referee Kirk Samson is asking Rose to tap if he quits. MadDog reaches his arm out as far as he can to Rose, who only just manages to grab it. MadDog pulls as hard as he can, in an attempt to pull Rose towards the ropes, but Dan Bennett’s weight is making this very difficult.[/b]
Werner:[/b] Can Rose make it?
Steel:[/b] Why isn’t the referee stopping this?
Almost as if he heard, Kirk Samson moves from his position to order MadDog to let go of Rose’s arm. MadDog refuses and Samson starts a five count, which MadDog duly ignores. He just looks at Samson, daring him to disqualify Rose. When Samson reaches four, he hesitates, fearful of the consequences. He doesn’t call for the DQ, but he aims a kick at Rose and MadDog’s locked hands, forcing a break. MadDog looks livid, and climbs up on to the apron to give Samson a piece of his mind. Samson, too terrified to do anything else, walks closer to MadDog to listen to his queries. With Samson’s back turned, Rose, on the brink of tapping and desperate, uses his free arm to reach over and stick a thumb as hard as he can into Bennett’s eye. What else can Bennett do but let go? Nothing, that’s whut![/b]
Werner:[/b] And Bennett breaks after a thumb to the eye. I thought he had him there!
Steel:[/b] He DID have him, Werner, if not for MadDog.
Rose desperately crawls away from Bennett towards the turnbuckle, where he uses his good arm to climb to his feet. Once he’s there, there’s not a lot else he’s occupied with other than his arm, and he clutches it painfully. Bennett also gets to his feet, holding his eye.[/b]
Werner:[/b] And we look pretty equal now. There’s no upper hand, both men are very hurt.
Bennett lets go of his face and tries to open his eye wide. This is a mistake, because it hurts like hell and his attempt to open it fully just makes it hurt all the more. The pain is so intense that he doubles over, desperately holding his eye in some vague attempt to try and make it hurt less. Rose, in spite of his own injuries, sees a window. He even smiles.[/b]
Steel:[/b] And that’s a familiar look on Rose’s face right now. And I don’t like it one bit.
Rose bends a little, holding one of the ropes with his good arm, measuring his opponent. Bennett makes no sign that he’s moving any time soon, and Rose takes this as an opening. He pushes off his back foot and sprints towards Bennett…[/b]
Werner:[/b] Here it comes! That knee to the face!
Rose is almost at Bennett when he swings his knee up, looking to score with the Kiss From the Rose, but with barely half a second to spare, Bennett side steps just enough to send Rose sailing past. Well, sailing past if Bennett hadn’t grabbed his head from behind. As it is, Bennett holds the head firmly and pulls Rose backwards, using all of the momentum from his run to pull him backwards for a Reverse Factor![/b]
Steel:[/b] Phenomenal counter by Dan Bennett there! Last gasp, and he looks the leg! ONE!
TWO!
THR-NO!
Kirk Samson holds up two fingers on each hand up to the cheering crowd to confirm the kick out. Dan Bennett looks as shocked as a man with one open eye can look. He slaps the mat three times, indicating how fast a ref should count, but Samson isn’t interested.[/b]
Werner:[/b] It looks like tonight it’ll take more than that to put Rose away. We thought Rose had it in the bag earlier, but not it looks as though this match is Bennett’s to lose!
Indeed it is, and Bennett feels as though there’s just one more move he needs to take this one home. He gets up to his feet, pulling Rose up by the hair with him. Rose is offering no resistance at all, and even less so after Bennett grabs his arm and pulls on it hard, wringing it for all its worth. Rose yells in pain as his bad arm is mangled even more by his opponent, who is now in full control. Bennett yells to the crowd, encouraging them to cheer him, but a crowd has never been less interested in cheering anyone ever, and they boo him for all they’re worth. Bennett carries on as if he received cheers on the same level as Hulk Hogan, and yells “DOUBLE DEEEEE!”[/b]
Werner:[/b] And that signals Dan Bennett’s Double D spinebuster, and the end for Rose. God dammit, this man doesn’t deserve to breathe, never mind compete and win in our company.
Steel:[/b] Well, I know you don’t like him, and I know not many do, but he’s withstood a lot of punishment and he’s fought a good match, and he deserves this win.
And on that note, Rose is sent to the ropes by Dan Bennett, who, despite his painful eye, is looking happy to be at the end of the match and taking home a victory. Rose hits the ropes and rebounds, coming back at Bennett, who is looking ready to slam Rose to hell, when…[/b]
Let the bodies hit the…tiss…tiss…FLOOOOOOORRRRR!!!!Steel:[/b] Oh, this again? Fool me once…
Werner:[/b] I dunno, Steel. The look on MadDog’s face tells me that this isn’t them.
MadDog, a second ago looking helplessly on as his partner was about to lose, is now at the apron looking shocked as anyone at Tempest’s music. Bennett simply allows Rose to run past him, too stunned to hit his finisher. Rose, relieved, grabs the ropes when he reaches them to stop himself, but he too looks shocked, and has his eyes fixed on the ramp. Hell, even Kirk Samson is staring right up there.[/b]
Werner:[/b] Are we about to see the wrath of Tempest? God, I hope so!
It seems as if only MadDog even vaguely has his wits about him, as he is the only one to act. Taking advantage of everyone’s distraction, he swiftly slides into the ring. Careful to make sure that Samson is still fixed on the ramp, he runs at Bennett and levels him completely with the Long Leash clothesline, knocking him straight to the floor. The thundering sound of Drowning Pool’s Bodies completely swallows any sounds of Bennett hitting the mat, which is perfect for MadDog. He pulls Rose by his good arm to Bennett’s floored body and signals to him. Rose looks confused but complies, taking a few steps back from his opponent. MadDog gets behind Bennett and pulls him up by the shoulders, leaving his head hanging, dazed. Rose leans back on to the ropes and uses their momentum to propel himself forward.[/b]
Steel:[/b] Where the hell is Tempest, the-…WERNER, LOOK! LOOK IN THE RING!
Rose reaches Bennett’s head, and throws his knee right into it, hard as he possibly can, nailing the Kiss From a Rose![/b]
Werner:[/b] What? Oh! ROSE HAS BENNETT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?
MadDog lets Bennett drop and leaves Rose to turn him over while he grabs Kirk Samson and pulls him round to see Rose covering his opponent. Samson looks completely bewildered but has enough about him to know he has a job to do, and he jumps forward to do it. He hits the floor and starts his count.[/b]
Samson:[/b] ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!!!
DING! DING!
Tempest’s music suddenly gives way to Rose’s as MadDog pulls his partner up to his feet. Rose looks completely confused, as does MadDog, but they are damned if they’re gonna stick around to find out just what went on here. MadDog pulls Rose by his good arm to the ropes and helps him out and down to the floor.[/b]
Werner:[/b] Rose gets the win after another clever ruse by the Epoch!
Steel:[/b] A ruse? Do you see the look on their faces? They look like they’ve seen ghosts. No, somebody helped them here, and they have no idea who it was.
Werner:[/b] I very much doubt it was to help Rose, Steel. I think it more likely it was to hurt Bennett, but either way, Rose picks up the win tonight and continues his undefeated streak here at XWA Final Countdown.
MadDog tries to guide Rose straight to the back, and Rose happily obliges, but only after he snatches his XWA Heavyweight title from the timekeeper’s desk. He and MadDog walk hurriedly up the ramp, not stopping until they get to the top, where Rose hold it high above his head before quickly exiting through the curtain.[/b]
Steel: Holy hell, what a match!
Werner: And the right man won that one, I think we can all agree.
Steel: Maybe. Rose had to pull every dirty trick in the book, though. Bennett’s gone now, anyway, can we do our job again, please?
Werner:[/b] Right, right. What do we have next?
Steel: You have your own notes, Werner.
Werner:[/b] I…think I might have thrown them at the ring.
Steel: …seriously?
Werner: Well…that Bennett. He pissed me off, Steel. And they were all I had to hand.
Steel: Jesus…FINE. Next up we have our main event, pitting two true XWA legends up against each other in what is sure to be a match of the year candidate. There are very few matches that I can remember being anticipated so much, and I’m happy to say that our wait is over.
Keri Thames: It is now time for our MAIN EVENT!!
With the lights dim, the near iconic opening piano of Ennio Morricone’s “Ecstasy of Gold” plays throughout the arena. Almost on cue the fans stand and cheer in anticipation. With the voice of Jay-Z behind it the piano continues to play its melody, and roughly twenty seconds after it started, the beat picks up as EBR appears on the stage to a louder reception.[/b]
Keri Thames:[/b] Introducing first ...
He begins his descent down the ramp way, walking in a slow but methodical pace to his destination.
The uh ... ring ...[/b]
Keri Thames:[/b] Currently residing in Detroit, Michigan ...
Once he reaches the ring, EBR temporarily stops and jogs on the spot, loosening up the limbs before ascending the ring steps and entering through the second and third ring ropes.[/b]
Keri Thames:[/b] Weighing in at 235 lbs ...
Standing in his corner, he stretches with the ring ropes before throwing back his sweatshirt hood.[/b]
Keri Thames:[/b] E-B-R!!!
The light resumes to its normal appearance as EBR removes his sweatshirt, handing it to the official.[/b]
Werner:[/b] We’re moments away from the much anticipated EBR vs. DGX, and of course, we’re aware of some of the issues surrounding both men, but more logs were put on this fire after the events which occurred at WFWF’s Scars and Stripes. Let’s take a look!
Matt Steel:[/b] Yeah!
We’re directed towards the titan tron, which begins to play. Would be very unfortunate if it didn’t. But it does.[/b]
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Ryan Riddel: DGX having an epileptic seize right here!
Werner:[/b] No Ryan, he’s signalling for the Breakdown!
Ryan Riddel:[/b] That’s a relief. I was worried.
Trace is finally able to stand, happy at this normal feat. He turns around in joy at the fact that his legs still work, only to get nailed in the chin with the Breakdown![/b]
Werner:[/b] DGX has this match won. He’s going to retain his Heavyweight Championshi – wait what the hell is that?
Noise begins to inexplicably emerge from the crowd, until our attention is focused towards the ramp, with EBR walking down it.[/b]
Werner: That’s EBR! How did he even get in!?
Ryan Riddel:[/b] I guess that’s what happens when you hold tenure.
Werner:[/b] We haven’t seen him in months! What’s he even doing here!?
Ryan Riddel:[/b] Considering the last time he was here it was on the receiving end of a DGX assault ... that should answer any questions...
EBR approaches the ring, standing on the outside as DGX begins to shout obscenities from inside. This continues for several moments, before DGX motions for EBR to enter.[/b]
Werner:[/b] DGX shouldn’t be doing this! He has a match to finish!
Ryan Riddel:[/b] Two matches in one!
EBR looks at the crowd before he nods and motions even closer to the ring, before feigning and hopping back down. DGX falls for this as he attempts to swipe at EBR but foolishly gets nothing but air. At this moment, predictably in fact, he’s jerked from behind by Trace Demon who executes the Demonstration of Hell, following it up with a pin attempt.[/b]
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
... 3 ...
Werner:[/b] Trace Demon won! Trace Demon is the new Heavyweight Champion of the WFWF!
Nodding in approval, EBR ascends up the ramp; Trace Demon awarded the Heavyweight Championship as DGX lies on the mat, a former Heavyweight Champion at this point.[/b]
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We return to ringside, with subtle smirk on EBR’s face as he mockingly claps.[/b]
Matt Steel:[/b] How personal.
Werner:[/b] EBR did warn DGX weeks earlier. I think it’s safe to say he one-upped DGX.
Matt Steel:[/b] I guess ... but look; I don’t think it takes any real skill or even integrity to do what EBR did. And I know DGX isn’t exactly a saint, but let’s not paint EBR as one. And why is it you have two jobs?
Werner:[/b] Cocaine habit.
Matt Steel:[/b] Ah. Sorry to hear.
Werner:[/b] It’s cool.
DGX’s theme music begins to play, whichever that may be.[/b]
Werner:[/b] I wish DGX would have listed a theme. Sure would like to hear it.
Then DGX’s entrance happens.[/b]
Werner:[/b] I wish DGX would have posted an entrance. Sure would like to see it.
As DGX continues his entrance, it’s noticed he’s walking on crutches.[/b]
Werner:[/b] Now what’s that all about?
Matt Steel:[/b] Well Matt, DGX didn’t seem to think it mattered if he posted an entrance, and seeing as how good old EBR over here –
EBR:[/b] ‘Ello.
Matt Steel:[/b] Didn’t want to write one for him, he was pretty forced to just fit it in there, really killing any intensity and legitimacy from the get-go –
Werner:[/b] No, no, no ... I was talking about the crutches. Just the crutches. Not any other circumstance, no sir.
Matt Steel:[/b] Oh ... well in that case, I’m not sure, Matthew. He must have injured himself while actually doing somethi ... hrm ...
DGX walks down the ramp like you’d walk down a ramp if you had to be crutches. And kind of enters the ring. I say kind of because one would assume it’d be hard, or at least more difficult than if you didn’t have crutches. Yeah ...[/b]
Werner:[/b] Seriously D, write an entrance next time.
Whatever DGX’s theme is stops playing as he stands across from EBR, crippled and sad looking, what with his little Tiny Tim crutches and all.[/b]
EBR:[/b] Uh ... you uh ... you don’t have polio, do you D?
DGX:[/b] No, no, of course not. What I do have is a torn ACL, courtesy of your attack on me at Scars and Stripes.
EBR:[/b] Oh.
Pause.[/b]
EBR:[/b] Sorry.
Pause.[/b]
EBR:[/b] Wait, I don’t like you. Good!
Pause.[/b]
EBR:[/b] Wait, I didn’t hit your leg.
Pause.[/b]
EBR:[/b] No, this doesn’t make very much sense at all.
DGX:[/b] Well you see E, an ACL can tear in the strangest of circumstances ... even if, say, it doesn’t appear that the leg would be even remotely affected by an action.
EBR:[/b] ... Do you have a doctor’s note to confirm this?
DGX:[/b] I was thinking the crutches would be proof enough. I mean, you can’t just buy these, E.
Matt Steel:[/b] This confrontation is HEATING UP!
DGX:[/b] But E, as you know, I’m never one to make excuses for anything. After all, I’m DGX. I was the World Heavyweight champion of the WFWF ... until you cost me it ... and among other things, a very sharp dressed man. So I’m going to put the ball in your court, E. If you want a match, I will gladly oblige!
The fans cheer because it’s on like Donkey Kong![/b]
Werner:[/b] I’m so exicted, Matt!
Matt Steel:[/b] Ahahahahahaha me too, Matthew!
EBR:[/b] Yeah ... I’m pretty sure you can’t even walk, much less wrestle a match. Well ... maybe against MadDog, but we have some mega beef.
DGX:[/b] Yeah, you tore my ACL.
Silence.[/b]
EBR:[/b] That’s debateable.
DGX:[/b] It’s really my fault, though.
EBR:[/b] Yeah, you did kind of start it –
DGX:[/b] I should have never gotten involved with someone who has a tendency to intentionally injure other people. Remember when you did that in the WFWF?
EBR:[/b] I uh ... no comment.
DGX:[/b] Didn’t you even go as far as to do it to a woman just because her husband beat you?
EBR:[/b] In fairness, I didn’t see it as a gender thing ... she wrestled men ... she was equal ... more of a revenge thing –
DGX:[/b] Sort of like how you got your revenge on me, E?
Matt Steel:[/b] Oh no, Matthew; DGX is using his patented mind tricks. We know he mastered those after his brief, but memorable, tour of duty with the Jedis.
DGX:[/b] But unfortunately, we got a bit off track, didn’t we? As I said, EBR vs. DGX ... are you game? Because I am, and I’m pretty sure everyone here is –
The fans cheer! Yeah![/b]
DGX:[/b] So, what do you say!?
The crowd continues to cheer as EBR looks at DGX’s gimpy, defective, flawed, probable to ‘never be as functional as it once was because of actions he committed without ever thinking of the consequences’ leg.[/b]
Or at least how he assumes it would look. DGX happens to be wearing pants.[/b]
EBR:[/b] Yeah ... maybe some other time ...
The fans boo! Boo this man![/b]
EBR:[/b] ... He’s injured- ... man, this didn’t go the way I planned at all. Nope. Not at all.
He turns his back to DGX and attempts to exit the ring, which gives DGX a very easy opportunity to rush him from behind, breaking his first crutch over EBR’s back.[/b]
Matt Steel:[/b] Oh my God he can walk! It’s a miracle!
EBR drops to the canvas, clutching at his back in pain as DGX raises the remaining crutch above his head, measuring his opposition before jamming it in the back of EBR’s spine![/b]
Werner:[/b] Oh come on!
After watching him roll in agony, DGX raises his arms in the air to boos from the crowd. He briefly begins to walk out of the ring before looking back at EBR, and thinking to himself, reapproaches. He tilts his head for a short moment in time, and when EBR places his hand on the mat in an attempt to push himself up, DGX sees fit to maliciously bring his foot down, stomping on his hand and effectively breaking his index, middle, and ring finger.[/b]
Werner:[/b] Really? No one’s come out to stop this?
Matt Steel:[/b] Of course not, DGX is acting a little rowdy. No one wants to deal with that.
Satisfied, DGX simplistically steps through the second and third rope and descends the ring steps before walking up the ramp. The camera cuts back to EBR, clutching at his back, one hand full of mangled fingers.[/b]
Werner: Damn…I’m not sure how much I like this side of DGX, Steel.
Steel: Well, look what EBR did to him! I’d be pissed, too.
Werner: Yeah, well…you’re not like most people. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast of XWA Final Countdown! We hope you enjoyed yourselves, and please, tune in nex-
The lights go out and power seemingly cuts.Werner: What the hell??!! The power's gone Matt! It's gone!
Steel: No it hasn't.
Werner:[/b] How do you know that?
Steel:[/b] Cause we wouldn't be able to hear each other if the power had gone would we? Dumbass.
Werner: What did you call me?
Steel:[/b](Sighing) Nothing.
Suddenly the lights begin to flicker on and off, as 'Another Way To Die' by Jack White and Alicia Keys sounds out through the arena to mixed crowd reaction.[/b]
Werner:[/b] Wait a minute, I've heard that before. It couldn't be...
Diamond Jack Sabbath emerges from the curtain and stands on the entrance stage.[/b]
Werner:[/b] It's Diamond Jack Sabbath!!! What's he doing here? He's not even in XWA! He's a WFWF competitor!
Steel:[/b] He's also in XWA now.
Werner: What??!! That disgusting human being up there...is in XWA?
Steel:[/b] Yeah, he's just not properly debuted yet.
Werner:[/b] Oh God...
Jack walks down the aisle and into the ring. He takes a mic from a guy at ringside. [/b]
Werner: But what does he want now? The show’s meant to be finished.
Steel:[/b] It's either urgent or just really bad timing...but it looks like we're about to find out.
The music cuts as the entire crowd boo Jack.[/b]
Jack:[/b] Everyone sit down, shut up and listen! Now then, you're probably wondering what I'm doing here. What is Diamond Jack Sabbath- a WFWF wrestler- is doing in this dump known as XWA? Well, it's pretty simple. You see, claiming WFWF as my own is all well and fine but if it desn't go too well then I've got this place to become top competitor in. So, yes, this is confirmation that I, Diamond Jack Sabbath, will soon be on the active roster in XWA as well as WFWF.
Werner:[/b] Oh my God...
Steel:[/b] It's an insurance policy! Genius!
Jack:[/b] So with this being my new second home I intend to make a name for myself, starting right here, right now.
Werner:[/b] But the show's finished!
Steel:[/b] Yep, I was right. Bad timing.
Jack:[/b] So XWA Lockeroom, I demand you send out your best competitor right now so I can prove my worth and make a name for myself! Oh yeah and I'm not leaving until you do, so better send 'em out quick. I'll be here if you need me.
Jack jumps out the ring and looks over at the timekeeper in his chair. He attacks the timekeeper and takes his chair. He throws it in the ring then rolls into the ring himself, folds the chair out and sits on it.[/b]
Jack: Come on, I don't think the fans can wait.
Werner:[/b] Oh for God's sake somebody just come out here so we can all go home?
As Jack Sabbath stands in the ring, his eyes locked on the entrance way, out of the corner of our eye appears a large group of individuals shuffling their way through the crowd![/b]
Werner:[/b] Hey, what's going on here!?
We pan in close on this mob to see the vaguely familiar faces of Adam Chartbuster, Xombie, Brad Breaker, Blackdust, The Uppertaker, Tyrant, Trent Blaze, & Super Dragon IV. A group of poorly trained, unarmed, chubby security guards attempt to block these men from entering but they are no match for the sheer blackness of Super Dragon IV who takes them down with a single backhand smack.[/b]
Werner:[/b] God damn you, Super Dragon IV! You people always resort to violence!
Steel:[/b] ... You people, Matthew?
Werner:[/b] What... oh.. agh! No. I meant his people like...
Steel:[/b] We all know what you meant Matthew.
Werner:[/b] Oh.. agh.
The mob of embittered alumni jump the barricade followed by Trent Blaze grabbing a microphone quite forcefully from the hands of Keri Thames.[/b]
Blaze:[/b] Check... Check... Hey, yo, Diamond man, listen up!
He and at least ten members of the crowd do as told. At least.[/b]
Blaze:[/b] You think you're gonna come out here and make an impression? Is that what you think? Well guess what bro, you're wrong! See, I look at a guy like you, one of these... WFWF meatheads, comin' in to a company I helped build...
He pauses as if for applause but is not obliged.[/b]
Blaze:[/b] ... Tryin' to claim a spot in the XWA. Meanwhile, my gang and I are left out and the cold when everyone knows we'd each beat you pillar to post.
Breaker:[/b] Pillar to post son! What!?
Blaze:[/b] ... Exactly, pillar to post. So I ain't askin' you, my friend, I'm tellin' you, for your own good, move aside and get outta my ring because WE'RE TAKIN' OVER THE XWA!
The group high fives one another and rejoices, minus Xombie who, in the heat of the moment, bites a chunk out of the neck of someone in the front row causing them to bleed profusely and, quite possibly, be infected with the T-Virus.[/b]
Werner:[/b] I think it's important to note for the viewers at home that these men are not even slightly employed by this company.
Steel:[/b] Nope.
Blaze:[/b] So Jack, what's it gonna be? You gonna get out of our ring voluntarily, or are we just gonna have to make you leave?
Werner:[/b] Oh my God, what will his answer be?
Jack looks to the floor, considering Blaze's threat. His uncertainty evolves into an actual laugh of amusement.[/b]
Jack:[/b] Wow. That's my two options huh? Well Mr. Blouse (ahem) I mean Blaze. I notice you and all these other (ahem) athletes are obviousy very intellegent men...
He gives the crowd a look that has 'not reallly' written all over it.[/b]
Jack:[/b] But in all honesty, you guys have had your time. Blaze if you are serious when you say you want me to get outta your ring, then you and these other guys need to go back to that retirement home and get some more of them happy pills. This ain't been your ring in years. So no I ain't going anywhere!
The crowd decends into a chorus of boos and groans cause they thought the show was over. Blaze and Sabbath begin sizing each other up.[/b]
Steel:[/b] Oh boy, somethings gonna explode here!
Werner:[/b] I can't watch!
Jack breaks off from sizing Blaze up and thinks for a minute. Then he looks to towards the alumni with a twisted smile.[/b]
Jack:[/b] Actually, now I look at this, we've both been oblivious to the obvious.
Steel:[/b] Huh? Where's the fighting? I wanna see the fighting!
Jack:[/b] You see, my goal was to make an impression and eventually take this place as my own. Your goal is also to take this place over as your own. There's strength in numbers my friend.
Steel:[/b] Oh dear, I don't like where this is going.
Werner:[/b] I would just like to remind viewers at home that Diamond Jack Sabbath has lead some of Salford's most notorious gangs and certainly knows his way around conquering a business.
Jack:[/b] So here's my proposition; if we form an alliance of sorts we could take this place and then move onto the WFWF. Think about it, with all you veterans together with a young star like me we would be unstoppable. We'd quickly take XWA as our own and no one could stop us.
Werner:[/b] Oh my God. If these guys form an alliance, it could be something powerful, the likes of which XWA has never seen before.
Steel:[/b] Calm down Matt, the Alumni haven't given their answer yet...and they better hurry up with it or else this promo could be longer than an average TNA Impact promo.
Werner: And how long is that exactly?
Steel:[/b] Long.
Jack:[/b] So with all that said and done guys, it's up to you. Alliance or no alliance. Oh and by the way if you aren't with me, you are against me and that is not a position you wanna be in. Believe me. So what's it gonna be?
Suddenly the speakers roar into lifeOh well… I stumble in at 2 am, all drunk and full of smoke.Werner:[/b] Huh…?
My wife said that that it’s it, I’m sick, get out!Steel: Could it be……?
So I stumbled down to Kelly pub….across the edge of town, I told the boys my story and we had another round… As the music fully kicks in, a figure wonders out from behind the curtain on to the stage, he seems slightly worse for wear. Wearing a pair of fairly dirty jeans, white vest and dirty boots the man swipes at the curtain as it falls past him as if it was someone who touched his shoulder.[/b]
Werner:[/b] I think it is… Oh.
Some people in the crowd know just who it is from the old XWA, and start to cheer some are just clueless and wondering who this random seemingly drunk person is.[/b]
Steel:[/b] Ciaren Donegan is here, judging by the state of him he seems just the same as he was last time he was seen on TV!
Ciaren starts to walk down the ramp, as the music kicks into a particularly ‘dancey’ bit Ciaren tries his best to dance along as he walks kicking his feet. The crowd are cheering loudly at this point, if at nothing else other than Ciaren’s drunkenness and his attempt at dancing.[/b]
Werner:[/b] That is definitely the Ciaren we know…
As he is making his way down to the ring, everyone there is staring at the man who seems not only fairly oblivious to where he is but to what he is actually walking into=-. Ciaren continues to make his way down to the ring.[/b]
Steel:[/b] At the very least, this should be interesting.
As Ciaren nears the ring continuing his merry dance the men standing around the ring originally looking at Diamond Jack start to make their way to the bottom of the ramp to greet him.[/b]
Super Dragon VI:[/b] Oh snap, not this motherfucker.
Ciaren nears the group ad looks up to greet them, a big smile on his face.[/b]
Adam Chartbuster:[/b] I can’t believe he used to get booked over athletes like us!
Bearing in mind that Ciaren was an absolute mess in the XWA who only really threw head butts and drunken punches and one, maybe one suplex in the old XWA yet continued to not only get booked but a few victories in the old federation the ‘faction’ that came through the crowd begin to get riled up at the mere presence of Ciaren.[/b]
Blaze:[/b] I have already had enough of this…
Blaze walks over to greet Ciaren right at the bottom of the ramp the crowd cheering loudly, the whole time Ciaren seems to be unaware that a mob is moving it about to kick his arse.[/b]
Blaze:[/b] Ciaren…
Ciaren hazily looks up to see who calls his name but doesn’t really stop his journey to the middle of the ring.[/b]
Blaze:[/b] Ciaren! Look at me…
Ciaren makes a show of looking at Blaze but seems to have trouble focusing.[/b]
Blaze:[/b] I said look at me…
Ciaren turns and as he does almost falls over, correcting his balance he laughs to his self and faces Blaze, angrily Blaze steps into Ciaren’s face.[/b]
Blaze:[/b] How dare you… How dare you come out here in the middle if thi….
***SMASH*** Ciaren drives his forehead into the middle of Blaze’s face, crumbling like a puppet with the strings cut he falls to the floor, gracefully Ciaren grabs the microphone with one hand, standing up straight he then turns and backhands Super Dragon VI with his hand.Werner:[/b] What…
Ciaren suddenly stands up straight, all pretences of drunkenness suddenly disappear from his stance, the group surrounding the fallen man suddenly start to back of, Ciaren give a small dark chuckle to himself.[/b]
Ciaren:[/b] Back off boys, no need for you to get involved.
Steel:[/b] Ciaren… he completely destroyed Blaze with that head butt… and he used a full sentence… I don’t understand….
Werner:[/b] Something strange is going on here…
Ciaren rolls into the ring holding the microphone, the others outside the ring are crowded about Blaze on the floor but can’t help buy look up at the figure in the ring, Ciaren looks at Diamond Jack, sizes him up and down, turning to glace slightly at the people outside the ring he looks back and speaks.[/b]
Ciaren:[/b] Fella, you seem like a man who likes a good scrap… I like that in a man.
Steel:[/b] OH MY GOD!!! Two sentences without the word bastard… I am very confused right now.
Werner:[/b] The very well known XWA drunk is neither slurring his words or throwing pint glasses at people, this definitely a first…
Ciaren circles the ring looking at the crowd.[/b]
Ciaren:[/b] Oh, do you think it’s funny….? Me coming out here and being drunk? Me falling over? You like to laugh at a man with serious medical issues do you? Think it’s funny?
The usually very jovial Ciaren laughs to himself but has a deadly serious look in his eyes[/b]
Ciaren:[/b] Well it’s not funny… not even slightly. I have sorted out the demon’s I had. Alcohol is a demon. A demon I have conquered. A demon I have control of. I doubt you people we find me so funny now.
The crowd are completely stunned into silence.[/b]
Ciaren:[/b] Ha, you don’t know what to do now, do you?
Ciaren looks at Diamond and with a jerk of his left hand indicates to the wrestlers standing outside the ring.[/b]
Ciaren:[/b] Forget those jokers. I am a real XWA star and I’ll side with you. If nothing else let’s just see how much shit we can start!
Ciaren looks across to Diamond for his answer.[/b]
As Ciaren extends his hand, Jack's eyes circle the arena. He smiles and then looks towards Ciaran. [/b]
Jack:[/b] Welll, this is impressive. I am impressed. I've had demons in the past, some demons that still haunt me and it takes a lot to conquer them. But these people, they laugh. They laugh and put you down. That's why we need to take this place as our own. If we stay in the position we are in now, this will never stop. It's wrestlers like us that deserve the respect we ask for!
Werner:[/b] I really don't like where this is going. What are we seeing the start of here?
Jack:[/b] These people wanna see a demon? We'll give them a demon to remember. Ciaren, I accept your offer.
Werner:[/b] Oh my god...
Jack walks over to the centre of the ring and looks into the main camera.[/b]
Jack:[/b] You wanna try break people like us XWA? You fans wanna put us down? Well give it a try, cause you ain't stop us. If this place is so new, how come some 'has beens' are running it? Theoretically, something new should be run by new people and I don't see that happening anywhere around here. So here's what's gonna happen; we're gonna take this place and give the roster and all thses fans what we think they deserve.
There is mixed reaction from the fans, partly because nobody truly knows what Jack is planning.[/b]
Jack:[/b] You can boo us now, sure. But you won't get that privilage soon. And to all the guys in the back, you are either with us or against us. Choose your sides carefully...you have your XWA, you have your Alex Sean, your EBR, your Hutton Brown, but us? We have our purpose...our name is Legion, and we are many...
Jack drops the mic in the middle of the ring and walks out with Ciaren close behind. They walk back up the ramp and through the entrance area with fans booing them as they do this.[/b]
Werner:[/b] Oh my God..what on earth was that we just saw? What does he mean by 'we are many'? And who else is part of this 'Legion'?
Steel:[/b] Oh yeah! Business just picked up! I can't wait to see what else Sabbath has planned for the Legion!
Werner:[/b] Well, I’m guessing we’ll get our answers at our next broadcast. That’s all the time we have tonight. We hope you enjoyed XWA’s Final Countdown and we will see you at our next show. For Matt Steel, I’m Matthew Werner…Goodnight!
And we fade to black as an incredibly tired results writer goes for a wank.[/center]